Today, I walked to school in - 5°C degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
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summer_moon 0
Hahaha -5? wow you would not survive in Canada. It was -40°C a couple weeks ago
perdix 31
All the way up to your ankles? GASP! Maybe if you walked to school on your hands that would be impressive, but otherwise, you should omit that detail.
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Comments (271)
GutterMouth75 1
Yea.... **** -5. It it 75 here. Anybody who would live in places where it gets -40 have to be a lil nuts.
TwoZeroOZ 2
I think anybody who would just pack up and move and leave their family & friends behind have to be a lil nuts.
hoedang 3
up to ur ankles? grow up dood if u said hips or maybe knees I might have sympathy for ya
GutterMouth75 1
Well... Pack up your friends and family and get the **** out. Those temperatures are not made for humans. Lewis Black said it best talking about Minnesota. Tell the Government to move you somewhere where it's like 20 degrees.
GDIalex 11
Well, it seems like I'm the first one from Russia to tell you, that we have been having a weather colder than -10 degrees for the last two months. And yeah, the snow is up to your ankle since the very beginning of November. Schools usually are closed when it's -30 degrees. Lyceums are closed when it's -35 degrees. Universities are not closing for the weather reasons at all. *Time to get warm clothes :)* Come on, it's kinda fun - snow, cold weather, hot drinks, warm plaid. Warm hug of your lover (= You get used to love winters after 17 winters that have already passed by (=
RedPillSucks 33
Here in NC, if the weather men even whisper the word "snow", everything closes down.
truthinlies 1
your a little weak are you serious - 5. a tip for you then NEVER visit Canada. in winter of course
skyeyez9 25
I went snowboarding in Colorado last weekend. The windchill made it feel like -15. Still had a blast though! And I was actually sweating despite the frigid temps.
YacL 15
-5 and you school was closed?Wow I don't remember the last time school closed in Canada and we get -35 to -40 weather and I still go to school.
bigdaddy18 0
don't be a wimp ankle snow deep isn't even that bad
DocBastard 40
Five below? Snow up to your ankles? Pah! When I was in school, it was 175 below zero with 75 mile an hour winds, and I had to walk barefoot in waist-high snow, uphill, both ways, while bobcats were chasing me and falcons tried to eat my eyeballs. Call me when you're not such a pussy.
emotive_fml 0
Doc, that was one of the best comments I have seen all night. I'm still laughing. =)
simpleasitgets 0
You just made my entire week. =]