Today, I walked to school in - 5°C degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
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summer_moon 0
Hahaha -5? wow you would not survive in Canada. It was -40°C a couple weeks ago
perdix 31
All the way up to your ankles? GASP! Maybe if you walked to school on your hands that would be impressive, but otherwise, you should omit that detail.
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Comments (271)
marinaim 17
Jeeezzz, shut up Canadians, PLEASE! Every comment does not need to start with 'In Canada' FOOO....
Babushka_Homyak 10
In Canada, my winter can beat up your winter. (btw: not Canadian)
suprmidgt 0
yeah but with the moderators on this site op probably had a 4x4 with a block heater and remote start and it was 35 out. they just want to make stories funny.
cody402 7
kill urself and ur parents will b so guilty they will due
eodguy32 1
your parents are ******* awesome.
organngrinder 0
-5??? You're lucky here it gets to -40... stop complaining.
WOGBRO 6
So in Russia it gets to -45
Wammy_fml 3
that really sucks... a week ago I walked to school in -40 with snow to my knees.
Jewelofagal 2
Start taking responsibility for yourself and not depend on your parents to keep you updated on school news. When schools close because of weather, the local news stations generally have a banner scrolling across the bottom of the screen naming those schools. When adverse weather is in your area, turn on the TV and check the news. Also, most districts communicate school closings and late starts (or early dismissals) through an automated voice messaging system. Get your cell phone number into the system's database. Lastly, check the school's website for weather related updates. Time to grow up!
fjretsel 1
shovel all the snow on your porch into their bedroom and bed. see if they find that funny.
BoundOnEarth 0
I do feel sorry for you, but where I live we would be blessed to have at least one inch of snow!
aback 5
Go into their bedroom at 3am and scream FIRE at the top of your lungs. See how ******* funny they think that is.
Cyne_fml 1
You've odviously never seen a regular winter day here in canada.