Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, wearing nothing offensive, minding my own business, when a car drove past and threw something that hit me really hard in the back of my head. It was a Bible. FML
Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML
Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
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IhateNY 0
Maybe he KNEW you had a wobbly table leg and it was the perfect size.
Dr_Phil 0
Stop being so insecure.
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adoraaaa_fml 0
&& Not every Christian is crazy extremist. That's like saying every Muslim is a terrorist. It's just not true.
julian1179 0
you should've answered: "You ain't got no pancake mix!"
Save_Bandit 5
you, my friend, just won life. you said it (it being the truth) perfectly. :D
laxchick27 0
they came to my high school too! but I felt bad because people treated them so disrespectfully. the bibles and people
sniperkitten 0
I heart you number 50. lol
gamegeek96786 0
Wow. wut a douch. I mean, I'm not AGAINST Christians or anything (hell, some of my best friends are.) but if u believe in something, then good for u. no need to preach about it to other people. just think of religion like your genitalia. be as fond of it as you want, just don't show it off in public.
nonamericandolla 6
isn't that what atheists do? yes
fatcow282 8
See the thing with that is its not realistic. As christian myself God teaches how we all make mistakes and fall short of his glory and the only way to him his trought his son jesus who sacreficed him self for us. Now u can chose to believe it or not point is as christians we know that jesus is the only way to heaven and we "preach" to give people like u a chance at life.
ravedevour 0
they say that all the time :/ quit complaining
LolAtYourFail 12
OMG was that at roms? cuz that happened to me a few years ago
unitalianovero 0
you Probly did need it
ronkster44 2
#8 is just another tough guy behind a screen...