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By Michigan - 05/02/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

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By california - 14/03/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, wearing nothing offensive, minding my own business, when a car drove past and threw something that hit me really hard in the back of my head. It was a Bible. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 12:24 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML

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Nice girl

By Lithiac - 04/02/2014 06:16 - United States - Ocala

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By Misky - 02/07/2012 02:51

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

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By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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IhateNY 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:06

Maybe he KNEW you had a wobbly table leg and it was the perfect size.

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 18:57

Stop being so insecure.

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nonamericandolla 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 5:47

wow! people like u

Emmoa 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:46

Big deal... It's not the end of the world. So someone offers pity and you can't even be gracious about it!

biged522 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:29

Lie

biged522 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:31

Well you must be blind then

insidejokeswithm 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 0:56

How is this an FML? Maybe he meant the OP looked a bit down.

poopdollar123 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:14

being an atheist would suck. Just to think that you were randomly created out of no where by accident? And that you have no purpose of being here? that's why I love being a Christian. because I know that God created me on purpose, for a reason. I know that God has a plan for me.

d_ele 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 12:38

I go to a Christian international school and being nonreligious, I find it pretty uncomfortable, especially when they say that we need 1.5 religion credits to graduate. I have to say, though, that THIS has never happened to me. Trust me - those people aren't worth listening to. Or, just to play Devil's Advocate, maybe you looked really down and he really had good intentions. Don't quote me on that; I'm just speculating, so please don't hate ^^;

hohohomuryy 0

Monday 2 January 2012 0:14

He's just trying to be nice. I hate close minded people like you

hohohomuryy 0

Monday 2 January 2012 0:17

Maybe you looked like shit and he was being brutally honest?

lalaney 14

Monday 18 November 2013 23:06

I would've taken that as a compliment.

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