Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, wearing nothing offensive, minding my own business, when a car drove past and threw something that hit me really hard in the back of my head. It was a Bible. FML
Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML
Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
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IhateNY 0
Maybe he KNEW you had a wobbly table leg and it was the perfect size.
Dr_Phil 0
Stop being so insecure.
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Comments (77)
nonamericandolla 6
wow! people like u
Emmoa 0
Big deal... It's not the end of the world. So someone offers pity and you can't even be gracious about it!
biged522 0
Lie
biged522 0
Well you must be blind then
insidejokeswithm 0
How is this an FML? Maybe he meant the OP looked a bit down.
poopdollar123 4
being an atheist would suck. Just to think that you were randomly created out of no where by accident? And that you have no purpose of being here? that's why I love being a Christian. because I know that God created me on purpose, for a reason. I know that God has a plan for me.
d_ele 0
I go to a Christian international school and being nonreligious, I find it pretty uncomfortable, especially when they say that we need 1.5 religion credits to graduate. I have to say, though, that THIS has never happened to me. Trust me - those people aren't worth listening to. Or, just to play Devil's Advocate, maybe you looked really down and he really had good intentions. Don't quote me on that; I'm just speculating, so please don't hate ^^;
hohohomuryy 0
He's just trying to be nice. I hate close minded people like you
hohohomuryy 0
Maybe you looked like shit and he was being brutally honest?
lalaney 14
I would've taken that as a compliment.