Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, wearing nothing offensive, minding my own business, when a car drove past and threw something that hit me really hard in the back of my head. It was a Bible. FML
Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML
Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML
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Top comments
IhateNY 0
Maybe he KNEW you had a wobbly table leg and it was the perfect size.
Dr_Phil 0
Stop being so insecure.
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Comments (77)
Thatguywhotrolls 0
By regularly using logic.
bwbabe09 0
Dude, I found a new career. Going to the dollar store and buying a shit load of bibles to sell! My first buyer will be the OP :)
truelyawesome 0
y are you so rude to Christians? Christians don't oppressed, we were oppressed! sorry for trying to save you
stephg_fml 0
wow.. this one just makes me sad. Christians are great people, got a ton of friends that are Christians, but then it takes one idiot like this to ruin their reputation.
kelseyyc 0
exactly. everyone is now convinced were trying to shove our beliefs down their throats, but were just trying to give them a chance to know the truth.
skigirl98 9
No, the truth is SCIENCE not a a shit load of stories .
highsheep 0
YDI for not being athiest.
beiberlookalike1 0
happened to me b4 too! they were little orange ones! haha and I'm like no! and walked away, he tried chasingg me!
Valentina_Baby 7
same here!
kelliejellie 3
this happened to me more than once lol.
Clare420 0
I hate those people. FYL for getting one. a guy gave me one of the little orange ones I threw it away right in front of him, hahah.
adoraaaa_fml 0
Geez. they're just trying to be nice. You can choose to keep it or choose to not keep it.. You don't have to be rude. :/ Its no wonder this world is so messed up - no one is tolerant of each other. including some extremist Christians.