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By Michigan - 05/02/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

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By california - 14/03/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, wearing nothing offensive, minding my own business, when a car drove past and threw something that hit me really hard in the back of my head. It was a Bible. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 12:24 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML

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Nice girl

By Lithiac - 04/02/2014 06:16 - United States - Ocala

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By Misky - 02/07/2012 02:51

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

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By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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IhateNY 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:06

Maybe he KNEW you had a wobbly table leg and it was the perfect size.

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 18:57

Stop being so insecure.

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Thatguywhotrolls 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:08

By regularly using logic.

bwbabe09 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 17:40

Dude, I found a new career. Going to the dollar store and buying a shit load of bibles to sell! My first buyer will be the OP :)

truelyawesome 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:02

y are you so rude to Christians? Christians don't oppressed, we were oppressed! sorry for trying to save you

stephg_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:17

wow.. this one just makes me sad. Christians are great people, got a ton of friends that are Christians, but then it takes one idiot like this to ruin their reputation.

kelseyyc 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:49

exactly. everyone is now convinced were trying to shove our beliefs down their throats, but were just trying to give them a chance to know the truth.

skigirl98 9

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:14

No, the truth is SCIENCE not a a shit load of stories .

highsheep 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:10

YDI for not being athiest.

beiberlookalike1 0

Friday 12 March 2010 5:29

happened to me b4 too! they were little orange ones! haha and I'm like no! and walked away, he tried chasingg me!

Valentina_Baby 7

Monday 17 May 2010 7:47

same here!

kelliejellie 3

Thursday 20 May 2010 7:55

this happened to me more than once lol.

Clare420 0

Friday 4 June 2010 5:52

I hate those people. FYL for getting one. a guy gave me one of the little orange ones I threw it away right in front of him, hahah.

adoraaaa_fml 0

Friday 2 July 2010 5:52

Geez. they're just trying to be nice. You can choose to keep it or choose to not keep it.. You don't have to be rude. :/ Its no wonder this world is so messed up - no one is tolerant of each other. including some extremist Christians.

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