By martyn28 - 13/08/2013 14:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub. She ignored me the first two times. I dismissed it cynically, thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people. The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid. She still ignored me. FML
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Welshite 39

You only walked my her two times, so of course she missed you. You need to parade past her repeatedly for at least six hours. That's what I do when I try to get someone's attention. It works wonderfully.

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andrew6p 19

Damn thats kinda sad! But you could've asked her why she's not noticing you or something op! Anyways better luck next time

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SwaggCapone 11

walk back by her. smack the bottom.of her papers and tell her to have fun

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wowthatissad 9

Better luck next time? What the **** does that have to do with this fml?

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Ctrl_H 18

#53 I think #1 didn't even read the fml. Just saw 0 comments and picked something that would apply to most fmls and get up votes.

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JE553 9

I think the better question here is why did OP feel the need to walk by 3 times

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aklm15 14

Sorry if I didn't make any sense! I was trying to imply the same thing as 23.

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aklm15 14

I did read it 58, so I commented something I thought worked OK with this FML.

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Stickem101 10

OP: I'll make my own nightclub with Black Jack, and Hookers.

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soccerstar1996 18

And bacon, don't forget the bacon. Bacon makes EVERYTHING better

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matthewesparza12 13

You also have to add a FML Screen to show the recent FMLs

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Who needs bacon when you have hookers? Now you're just being selfish.. Think of all those poor bastards without top quality prostitutes..so sad.

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deepunder 17

I wonder how many people actually know where this reference comes from. *cough*2nd show of futurama*cough*

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TheHeavyOne 15

One can only hope!

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applebramble 22

Or maybe OP had a drunken one night stand with her and never called her back :o

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TheHeavyOne 15

I don't even know what to say… I'm… I'm so sorry OP.

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Michael_92 20

You better be sorry, it's all your fault!

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SolarFlare 20

Well at least OP's appearance wasn't the problem, It could be worse!

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evilplatypus 38

50 - We don't know for certain it wasn't his looks. It's possible he's uglier than the old guy.

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singer0421 32

Maybe she knew the old man and would be rude not to give it to him? At least ruder than ignoring a stranger I suppose.

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Welshite 39

You only walked my her two times, so of course she missed you. You need to parade past her repeatedly for at least six hours. That's what I do when I try to get someone's attention. It works wonderfully.

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ILoveMyArm 15

Though, it could result in a restraining order. But, hey, at least she noticed your right?

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Sylvasa 15

Maybe she thinks she already gave you one :)

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piedpiper303 29

Aw, I'm sorry op. if that's the way they are, then maybe you don't want to go to that club anyway.

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

Maybe she thought you were creepy, if you kept walking by looking like you wanted something :P

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michelleJ11 25

The only logical reason for this could be that she has some sort of grudge against you; maybe you look like her ex.

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CommanderCman1 15

Or that OP doesn't look like the kind of person who goes clubbing

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

there's not really a club "look"

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