Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
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Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML
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Peanu_theGreat 0
HE WAS IN THE LADIES ROOM. That alone is an FML.
aFMLaddict 0
Maybe he knew you were comming and tryed to impress you?
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Comments (143)
naaah 0
******* weird. i hope this helps you get over hiim.
Peanu_theGreat 0
HE WAS IN THE LADIES ROOM. That alone is an FML.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
#8 ur a dumbass shes Not dating him she just has a huge crush on him besides that though ur right its better to find out now than if you Were going out
julia19 0
#14-number 8 meant when youre dating him...key word...when. and this would be such a funny FML on his side Today, my friends dared me to pee in the sink in the girls bathroom. Then, the girl I've liked for two years walked in. FML.
Jordan10la 0
#14 You are the dumbass. Re-read #8. You just repeated what he said. He said that they weren't going gout.
were_giraffe 2
I take it you don't have a crush on him anymore?
Eresbel 0
he's a keeper.
Dutchie2010 0
wow #14, good job.
lovexmusic 0
#13 the fact that he was in the ladies restroom isn't that weird. Maybe there was a long line for the mens restroom. I've gone into the mens room before when I really had to go and there was a long line for the womens room. He shouldve just used a stall though, thats pretty gross.
xxfloridagirlxx 0
maybe it was a dare?