By quadropheniac - 09/06/2009 16:18 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
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vkash1208 0

Not related, but have you noticed how almost everyone on FML uses incorrect grammar? your and you're are different; their, there, and they're are also different.

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Manny_B92 0

I say **** on her toothbrush, then you'll be even.

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Manny_B92 0

150 you're ******* sick. "As long as it wasn't in her ass", yeah because I wanna brush my teeth with some of my sister's vaginal residue. Why didn't you use your own toothbrush???

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Anu_Ra 0

I agree with #77 towards jandersoniii Dude, twas never mentioned that the OP was a guy. Even if it was, this has nothing to do with attacking a WO-MAN. This is concerning HYGIENE. So let's keep it about HYGIENE and not about some over-analyzed accusations towards "scumbag men" Man they need to make some words for male oppressing women like you! .... I got it! Stop being so "penis-prejudiced!" XD XD XD They have as much rights as us ladies do lol.

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Justineahh 0

Oh my. This FML has somehow turned into a debate on feminism for some people. The OP was simply disgusted that his TOOTHBRUSH was used to clean something that was in his SISTER'S ******.

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youlose_ 0

sorry. i hadn't cleaned it in months.

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xxstealthxx 0

avenge your toothbrush!! get her tooth brush before bedtime and clean her toothbrush in the toilet. take a big shit in the toilet and mix it around and shit, make sure the toothbrush isnt brown lolol

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um_duh 0

#154 - the amount of people who have problems spelling basic words (like #148 above - retarTed instead of retarEd) is astounding. Where did these people go to school? Basic english and grammar are taught in all schools as far as I am aware so why is it so hard for so many to grasp?

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Manny_B92 0

Hahahah I can't believe some people are standing up for the girl!!! WTF is wrong with you freaks. A toothbrush has it's name for a reason (even though it probably should be "teethbrush", but I digressed) it's not called the "multi-purpose brush" or the "Rubber Penis Cleaner" and not to mention it isn't yours in the first place... Why didn't the OP's sister use hers? But to the OP F your life 100 times, get sweet payback. The jalapeno sauce on the ***** would be epic. Spicy tacos for everyone!

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