Today, I walked into Old Navy to buy myself a pair of jingle jammies. Save yourself the embarrassment: don't shake the jammies in the middle of the store to hear the jingling, because these jammies do not jingle. You'll just look like an idiot. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, I picked out the perfect combination of clothes, making sure everything matched, before heading off to work. As soon as I walked into the office, my coworker asked, “Why are you wearing pajamas?” I had no idea that my "stylish" new pants were actually a pair of super baggy pajama bottoms. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
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t_fangz 0
Don't feel bad. When I saw the commercial, I thought they jingled too.
mandark 9
When people like you type like that, I want to smack them.
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Comments (70)
stfu_loser 0
What happened to the good ol' FML's?..... I submitted mine and it didn't go on??? My bf broke up with me in a text message!!!....oh yeah and I was at my grandma's funeral.... and this filth goes up.... I remember when fml used to make me laugh or so omg tht sucks.... now it makes me say... "who the **** moderates theis bullshit?!" And "how can this person actually think that is an fml..." no they are just dumb. Always. Stupid peoples lives have been ****** way before this website even exsisted... kthanksbye!
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
You were using your cell phone while you were at your grandma's funeral? Is this acceptable now?
0neiros 14
Hey now, The OP Shops at Old Navy, If that's not an FML in and of itself, what is?
lifeisaplay 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLCOPTER LAMOTASTIC GUFFAW
UrStoopid 0
WOW! They're called "Jingle" jammies because of the season you moron! Are you really that stupid? YTDI! There's also NOTHING in the commercial that implies that they actually DO jingle. SMH!
warrenpeace 0
And "bell bottom" jeans ring out like church bells! Dumb ass women!
louie111887 0
your my hero. thats awesome : )
thinmint 0
So what? I highly doubt this has ****** your life.
BurpusMe 0
FYL for wearing pajamas at that age, and for wanting ones that jingle!!
leero 0
am i the only one that thinks this FML is actually good because it's well-written? can't anyone just laugh at how stupid people are anymore? geez, the world is not ending just because there's some idiot people out there..
xlossofmex 0
I agree with 15. Your typing is terrible and I wouldn't pick your fml. The real fml for you is that you're illiterate. And what is the purpose of multiple question marks? You just need one. Anymore than that is just obnoxious .
repyourcliche 0
because the rate of intelligence is inversely proportional to the number of question marks used at the end of a sentence????????????????????????????????????????????? (: