By ForeverEmbarrassed - United States
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
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By  kc202488  |  0

the messed up thing is that retail stores have guns in the back that are for taking sensors on and off in the stock room. FYL for the clerks just being assholes.

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  humorizer  |  14

Or maybe it was being told in present tense, and the other verbs are in the wrong tense!? Did you ever consider that?

Now that's some major matrix $hit there. (Sorry, I usually don't curse, but I couldn't figure out another word that'd get the same idea)

By  kc202488  |  0

the messed up thing is that retail stores have guns in the back that are for taking sensors on and off in the stock room. FYL for the clerks just being assholes.

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  kotabones  |  0

Likewise the security devices where I worked were pin style and could only be removed at a register. So cashiers would be removing them if any item no longer required them.