FML : Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security...

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ForeverEmbarrassed - / Thursday 13 August 2009 00:10 / United States

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By Brittanyy | 0

#482349 - Thursday 13 August 2009 9:05

LMAO. I'd die laughing if I saw that.

By kc202488 | 0

#482411 - Thursday 13 August 2009 9:21

the messed up thing is that retail stores have guns in the back that are for taking sensors on and off in the stock room. FYL for the clerks just being assholes.

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By Brittanyy | 0

#482349 - Thursday 13 August 2009 9:05

LMAO. I'd die laughing if I saw that.

cucumberfabulous | 7

#482369 - Thursday 13 August 2009 9:10

Hahahaahaha so would I..

treesdevin | 0

#1921162 - Sunday 2 January 2011 13:58

ahahaa i think all of us would ...

By no1askdu | 5

#482360 - Thursday 13 August 2009 9:07

it happens

By Mylife_is_so_fd | 0

#482367 - Thursday 13 August 2009 9:08

hahahah dumb blonde

By Stupidpoorpeople | 0

#482389 - Thursday 13 August 2009 9:15

YDI for using the word "tangle" even though the event was told in past tense.

DameGreyWulf | 0

#482447 - Thursday 13 August 2009 9:34

HAH!

humorizer | 14

#482485 - Thursday 13 August 2009 9:52

Or maybe it was being told in present tense, and the other verbs are in the wrong tense!? Did you ever consider that?

Now that's some major matrix $hit there. (Sorry, I usually don't curse, but I couldn't figure out another word that'd get the same idea)

_rawrasaur_ | 0

#482604 - Thursday 13 August 2009 12:02

are you dyslexic?

I_Piss_Glitter | 0

#485158 - Friday 14 August 2009 5:41

it says "tangled"....

unblue_x_skye | 0

#1027405 - Friday 11 June 2010 9:01

it should say,
"while i was taking it off, i realized the big security button was tangled...." and so on.

but whatever. i dont even care. :p

capslockisgood | 19

#5177329 - Friday 23 November 2012 13:06

The only error is "realize". Its in present tense while the rest of the story is in past tense.

By crabbyxboom | 0

#482391 - Thursday 13 August 2009 9:17

i'd die of laughter if i witnessed that.

By caancoha | 0

#482405 - Thursday 13 August 2009 9:19

LOL. Aren't there little gun-type removers? I think they did it to embarrass you.

By kc202488 | 0

#482411 - Thursday 13 August 2009 9:21

the messed up thing is that retail stores have guns in the back that are for taking sensors on and off in the stock room. FYL for the clerks just being assholes.

oarisimo | 4

#1087711 - Wednesday 14 July 2010 7:16

I work in retail and we don't have those....

James64138 | 26

#3713414 - Sunday 11 December 2011 3:09

I work in retail and the devices to remove security tags are only at the front of the store.

kotabones | 0

#4030694 - Monday 13 February 2012 22:46

Likewise the security devices where I worked were pin style and could only be removed at a register. So cashiers would be removing them if any item no longer required them.