Hahahaahaha so would I..

ahahaa i think all of us would ...

HAH!

Or maybe it was being told in present tense, and the other verbs are in the wrong tense!? Did you ever consider that? Now that's some major matrix $hit there. (Sorry, I usually don't curse, but I couldn't figure out another word that'd get the same idea)

are you dyslexic?

it says "tangled"....

it should say, "while i was taking it off, i realized the big security button was tangled...." and so on. but whatever. i dont even care. :p

The only error is "realize". Its in present tense while the rest of the story is in past tense.

I work in retail and we don't have those....

I work in retail and the devices to remove security tags are only at the front of the store.

Likewise the security devices where I worked were pin style and could only be removed at a register. So cashiers would be removing them if any item no longer required them.

ahhh maybe some stores...mine definitely does not. had this happened we would have had to do the same....

I work retail and those magic guns do not exist.