Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen...

By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2020 23:16

Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML

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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

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By Potty-Pot - 23/01/2017 10:00

Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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tnlander 20

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:04

looks like someone is going dish shopping.

FMLephant 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:11

He was just pre-soaking the dishes. Dried on food can be a bitch to remove.

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manda83 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:08

maybe he watched Ashton kutcher on what happens in Vegas & thought hey... that looks like fun, maybe I'll try that get a new room mate

CaitShyn 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:30

Ever seen what happens in Vegas?? This is a fake... just sayin...

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:39

Good morning?

LadyLazarus 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:02

That's disgusting. My housemates always leave hairs on our sink.. hairs that look like pubes!

CarleeBugg123 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:15

If I were you, I'd get new dishes!

mrizzle15 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:37

better than clean dishes !! :)

murph276 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:52

u should of washed them

hvc448 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:20

At least they weren't clean dishes.(:

liz226 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:22

Some pretty weird things happen when you're drunk. Otherwise, I'm concerned. O_o

Lalala1996 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:22

Well now you have a really good reason to clean them.

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Same thing different taste

You just don't understand art

Dude, WTF?

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