Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen...

By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2020 23:16

Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML

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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

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By Potty-Pot - 23/01/2017 10:00

Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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tnlander 20

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:04

looks like someone is going dish shopping.

FMLephant 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:11

He was just pre-soaking the dishes. Dried on food can be a bitch to remove.

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mbhdislegit 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:29

uugghh, i think i know you washeed dishes that day:3

supermagz 4

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:38

haha, pissin the diches Get back in the kitchen

sunnie22 1

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:40

Hahah like baby mama

MissMittens 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:02

reminds me of Ashton kutcher in What Happens in Vegas :D

grrrrmetigers 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:07

wait... you mean normal people dont piss in the sink? my bad... (:

varkey 7

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:24

wtf? why the **** would anyone do that? FYL, and do NOT continue to be housemates with them! lol

princessbits 17

Thursday 24 March 2011 0:51

WTF? Why would your roommate take a piss in the sink? Stop being roomates with them, because they're a dumbass.

MileyCyrusIsHot 5

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:05

lol at least they weren't clean!

zombiegurl101 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:48

agreed

Prettythick55 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:30

Ewwww!!!

jamjelly386 5

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:16

I bet you were pissed off.

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