Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen...

By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2020 23:16

Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML

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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

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By Potty-Pot - 23/01/2017 10:00

Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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tnlander 20

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:04

looks like someone is going dish shopping.

FMLephant 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 12:11

He was just pre-soaking the dishes. Dried on food can be a bitch to remove.

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LaylaaMariee 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 10:46

That's just really gross...

xxdamthatsuxx 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 11:37

That's funny ass hell lol

Mach10 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:05

My old roommate wouldn't even come that close to doing dishes...

Holymonkeypee 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 15:19

that's what you get for saying housemates.

jayz9 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:01

I will not even bother eating in the kitchen again!

nstyrb12 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 19:36

now you have a little extra dish soap haha

white05_fml 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 20:16

kick him out that nasty ****

fuckyourlifetooo 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:57

sorry bout tht

collinhw 0

Friday 25 March 2011 4:31

Isn't this from that Ashton Kutcher movie?

dansco 24

Friday 25 March 2011 6:57

Ah student life, great isnt it! Find better flat mates or make the idiot use the toilet! Oh and make him clean the sink and all the pots!

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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML

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Today, in the break room at work, I was looking through my email on my phone about my Amazon orders. There was a suggested product that looked like a dildo. I turned around to see my boss behind me glancing at my phone. FML

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Same thing different taste

You just don't understand art

Dude, WTF?

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