Kids: Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger...

By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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By wah wah "you raised him" - 22/04/2014 18:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

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By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

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By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

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Daddy's in the shit again

By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By aaalias34 - 26/02/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

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By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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By me - 23/10/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2012 00:15 - United States

Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML

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A07 48

Monday 1 February 2016 19:42

A good way to discourage him would be to spray chilli sauce on his hand when he's not looking, then sit back and enjoy the ensuring shitstorm.

A07 48

Monday 1 February 2016 19:41

How old is your son exactly?

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amsterdamgirl 20

Monday 1 February 2016 20:15

omg! your son is IR BABOON!!!

captainsmegma 12

Monday 1 February 2016 20:16

A true gentleman and one that truly knows how time enjoy life's great gifts.

noluckimblessed 11

Monday 1 February 2016 20:35

#fingerinthebootyassbitch

GolgiTendonOs 18

Monday 1 February 2016 20:44

Well, there's a progression. You can only stick your finger in your ass for so long before it becomes boring and you need to spice it up.

BadKitty13 28

Monday 1 February 2016 20:49

EWWWW THAT'S NASTY

beef_weezle 13

Monday 1 February 2016 21:42

Son, I am disappoint

mds9986 24

Monday 1 February 2016 21:48

Perhaps you should learn to knock?

MissMarySunshine 16

Monday 1 February 2016 21:53

Hopefully he's young but I'm sorry you had to see that. Boys are nasty at any little things at any age. Hopefully he washes his hands.

ham_spam 17

Tuesday 2 February 2016 6:22

Kids are nasty not just boys I guess I should say girls can't drive or something stupid like that

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 1 February 2016 21:55

So he has butterfingers?

FR0STB1T 4

Monday 1 February 2016 22:01

LOL!

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Daddy's in the shit again

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