By Koizumiii - 15/11/2015 18:47 - United States - Chantilly
Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
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I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well
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By  Koizumiii  |  23

I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well

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  Koizumiii  |  23

I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well

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  cheeeksss  |  29

I seriously cringed at the mental picture of you pulling your hair out of a lady's mouth. Bleehhhhh.
But I mean, I guess it means you have really pretty hair ?

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  Nebu257  |  7

"What pretty hair, what lovely locks you got there. They're worth a sultan my dear. I'll take the lot. I'll give you all of 10 Frank's. Just think of that"

By  9a_1z  |  12

So creepy, I read the other day of a woman who had someone cut her hair off when she fell asleep on a train, and the route she was on is one I travel every week. It's a bit hard to relax knowing that.