By Koizumiii - 15/11/2015 18:47 - United States - Chantilly

Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
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Koizumiii 23

I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well

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prostar9993 15

Hahaha that's some creepy ass shit. I gotta ask though, what was your answer?

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prostar9993 15

Hahaha that's some creepy ass shit. I gotta ask though, what was your answer?

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Koizumiii 23

I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well

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cheeeksss 29

I seriously cringed at the mental picture of you pulling your hair out of a lady's mouth. Bleehhhhh. But I mean, I guess it means you have really pretty hair ?

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cheshireau 26

I would have trimmed that section of hair.

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nameisname 12

So pretty you are have you may I

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FitFriday 32

I would have been worse if she had dentures and as you pulled out you hair...

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BrownOne 9

Well....I don't really know what I would do...

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Nebu257 7

"What pretty hair, what lovely locks you got there. They're worth a sultan my dear. I'll take the lot. I'll give you all of 10 Frank's. Just think of that"

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LeashaJoy5595 28

Oooooh, umm, no! She's like the creepy guy from the first Charlie's Angels

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cheshireau 26

Oh yeah that dude who sniffs the hair! Hilarious character that one

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Talonshere 14

Yes... It's such a good compliment when your getting your hair sucked...

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9a_1z 12

So creepy, I read the other day of a woman who had someone cut her hair off when she fell asleep on a train, and the route she was on is one I travel every week. It's a bit hard to relax knowing that.

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idk_rose 25

What the **** ? This is so creepy but also really funny . "Can I have?" had me in tears ? Straight to the faves!

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