Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant,...

By Anonymous - 20/05/2013 20:36 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 934

You deserved it 19 592

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By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 297

You deserved it 3 657

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 269

You deserved it 3 106

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 826

You deserved it 1 864

There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 038

You deserved it 89

Hate the player, hate the game

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 16:00

Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 978

You deserved it 514

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 443

You deserved it 4 211

By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 453

You deserved it 3 073

By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 421

You deserved it 4 780

By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 438

You deserved it 3 536

By horribleevening - 31/01/2019 22:00 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 571

You deserved it 270

Welshite 39

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:12

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

tdudey123 14

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:14

Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.

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erikismylover1 9

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:52

Well it looks like someone needs a beatdown.

bjdog98 9

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:56

Should have left the first time. You need more self confidence. You don't deserve what he did to you and you shouldn't act like you do. :)

arandazzo 3

Tuesday 21 May 2013 5:17

Well you're an idiot for not dumping his ass the first time

Blackheart27 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 5:33

Well you totally deserved that since you gave him a second chance!!

Scholarskye 1

Tuesday 21 May 2013 5:34

Shesahomewrecker dot com. Add her to it.

marousje 20

Tuesday 21 May 2013 5:41

Well, that's why walking IN your husband is never a good idea

Protagonist_ 9

Tuesday 21 May 2013 5:45

Cheat on me once, shame on you! cheat on me twice, shame on me!

MissLynn34 11

Tuesday 21 May 2013 5:50

You're kind of stupid for staying with him. I left my husband because he cheated. I know I'm better than than having a guy do that to me.

xkncas 8

Tuesday 21 May 2013 5:57

A year before? You mean you didn't divorce him before?

blink831forever 13

Tuesday 21 May 2013 6:13

And now she's comforting him..........with her mouth.

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Today, I was having sexy time with my girlfriend when she said she needed to pee. She came back 5 minutes later and started talking about how she hasn't seen her best friend in ages and misses her. Needless to say, I couldn't get the man downstairs back up when we continued. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 074

You deserved it 184

Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 263

You deserved it 2 123

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Today, I was at the chiropractor's being examined. As we were finding all my problem areas, she said to me, “It’s almost like you spend a lot of time with all your weight on one shoulder while doing a repetitive twisting motion.” She just described mine and my wife’s favourite sex position. FML

I agree, your life sucks 367

You deserved it 185

Today, I fainted in the bathtub. My family broke the door to save me, which is great, but they all saw me naked, which is not so great. My siblings laughed at the size of my penis, my father laughed at the situation, and my mom just cried. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 306

You deserved it 412

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 724

You deserved it 428

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 214

You deserved it 8 961

Today, my girlfriend and her best friend have been in a contest to see who can go the longest without showering. They’ve just hit day 22. They smell so bad, I can’t stand to be in the same room with them anymore. I'm really about to dump her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 297

You deserved it 259

Today I got a call from my daughter's school, because she claimed that she couldn't see out of her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up. On the way to the emergency room, she turns to me and says, "I'm fine. I didn't want to take a test." FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 922

You deserved it 658

Same thing different taste

Classic mistake

There's no such thing as a coincidence

Hate the player, hate the game

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