Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant,... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/05/2013 20:36 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML

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By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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You deserved it 3 657

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 106

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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You deserved it 1 864

There's no such thing as a coincidence

By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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You deserved it 90

Hate the player, hate the game

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 16:00

Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML

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You deserved it 514

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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You deserved it 4 211

By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

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You deserved it 3 073

By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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You deserved it 4 780

By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By horribleevening - 31/01/2019 22:00 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:12

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

tdudey123 14

Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:14

Accountant? More like accountramp! Yes my joke was bad and I should feel bad.

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Ypetrol 11

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:19

How did you respond?

marlenoysis 7

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:23

Trash!! Get rid of him he obviously doesn't appreciate you and you deserve much more!

angelitared 27

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:26

I would of ****** both their faces up!!!!! Rawr!

G_Lagaffe 4

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:32

Get rid of him!!

Needafarm 22

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:32

I know the saying is "everyone deserves a second chance," and "forgive and forget," but not with a cheater. You don't know what trampy disease he could have brought home to you. Don't forget, "you live and you learn." LEARN

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:33

I think you two should be finished...

UnluckyGenius 21

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:37

It sucks her husband cheated twice. But the people saying "Should have left him the first time" are just jackasses. She sounds like a wonderful, devoted woman, she was willing to give her husband a second chance and not just throw the marriage away. I get annoyed by everyone who's solution to every relationship/marriage related FML is to dump or divorce the partner. TL;DR Come on guys use that pink thingy in your head called your brain.

Needafarm 22

Tuesday 21 May 2013 13:45

OP knows about two indiscretions. How many more do you think there could be. This isn't the first time he's cheated. I could understand forgiving the first, but the second? Really?

mrd97 10

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:38

And you're still with him because?...

ZDR 11

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:40

Harsh.!

xkbz510 13

Tuesday 21 May 2013 4:48

I understand that you like to give 2nd chances. But I hope you learned sometimes it's hard to give 2nd chances no matter what. I do hope you leave this man. Knowing that there are 7.1billion people in the world. And for that matter, there are plenty of men that are A LOT better then the one you just been with. I hope things get better soon!

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