By Notaplacetogo - 17/02/2013 06:45 - United States - Walnut Creek

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
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supportcommand 17

Give him somewhere to go then. Turn it into a live action film.

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kwyk 23

Look at the poor little fella. All dressed up, bursting out of his skin with excitement but then his buddy stood him up. Keep tissues nearby, this movie will be a real tear jerker (no pun intended).

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yoursucklives 36

your boyfriend is vera creative. that name is just awesome!

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noremac5 4

Well, you know how to become co- director

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GhostChickens 17

I'm surprised you could stop laughing long enough to post this on FML, OP. That's brilliant.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

So give it somewhere to go. Jesus, the hint wasn't that hidden.

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afallingstar 22

That's what I was thinking. Give him someplace to go.

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Stormdriven37 6

26-Your profile picture would suggest otherwise.

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afallingstar 22

The profile pic is a joke that most people apparently don't get.

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TheWorldGreatest 8

I think it's pretty funny! Come on a give him a break, everyone needs love

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chosha_fml 26

As silly as that sounds, it's also pretty cute and funny.

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buddy51 23

I just can't condom OP's boyfriend's behavior. When it comes to oscar, he's got it in the bag!

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LightsxOut 10

I see Sundance Film Festival coming up for him! I don't know about you, OP, but I'd be a pretty proud girlfriend.

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Qazx405_fml 2

But this little piggie stayed at home

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