Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a...

By Anonymous - 08/04/2015 17:19 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

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By Obi-Wan - 08/09/2019 04:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By bestiality, not even once - 14/06/2013 22:29 - Ireland - Waterford

Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By guh - 31/08/2016 15:54 - Malaysia - Subang Jaya

Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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biasedshooter 24

Thursday 9 April 2015 0:09

You need to just let it go

Lone_Wolf_______ 9

Thursday 9 April 2015 0:08

You didn't knock?

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mads_nicole 19

Thursday 9 April 2015 2:20

I think your brother let it go

SynsterSaint 3

Thursday 9 April 2015 2:31

Let it go

wazzup206 7

Thursday 9 April 2015 2:57

Was it the music scene "let it go"

dustin007 15

Thursday 9 April 2015 3:07

He has good taste at least hahahah

diagnosed 15

Thursday 9 April 2015 3:12

hopefully it wasn't to the song "let it go" and besides it's kind of creepy to be beating it to a children's movie

peter_petrucci 10

Thursday 9 April 2015 3:27

That's disgusting...

DocDrose 20

Thursday 9 April 2015 3:29

"do you wanna build a snow dick?"

poppunkette 22

Thursday 9 April 2015 3:30

Clearly he didn't let it go

buymevickis92 26

Thursday 9 April 2015 3:35

I'm hoping it was just on by mistake. maybe he hit the remote to change the channel and that's what it went to. fingers crossed.

DarkGem 13

Thursday 9 April 2015 3:36

What scene was it?

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Today, after getting ghosted by a company for a job I really wanted, I posted on LinkedIn, venting my frustration with companies not having the decency to send rejection letters. My current boss, who didn't know I was job hunting, saw it, and let me know I'm now on the shit list. FML

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Today, my fiancée's ex sent me screenshots of their conversation. In it, he told her how badly he’d wanted to marry her, what a great life he'd have given her, and what a huge mistake she'd made by letting him get away. My ring, our house even our pets should’ve been hers. Gee, thanks for settling. FML

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Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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Today, I realized that it's not just the dog who's cockblocking me and not letting me get close. my girlfriend, whom I live with, rejects practically every advance. Of course, during her shark week, at least I get an excuse. I average once a month if I'm lucky. FML

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Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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Today, I got a diaper rash from a pad. FML

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Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML

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