BaselxD

Mr VA, Richmond, 'Merica 32 years-old Single

ladylol 24 November 2012, 13:54 Towcester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML

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ttREZZ 27 July 2013, 05:02 Fishers, United States

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend about how I'm jealous of her best guy friend always hanging around her. She responded by saying, "Wait, I thought you knew I was dating him too?" FML

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