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By Char - 09/09/2012 17:02 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

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By Sally - 13/07/2010 09:22 - United States

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By vanessax - 11/04/2012 05:04 - United States - Crown Point

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML

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By CJ. - 05/05/2021 14:01 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML

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By wallbanger - 07/02/2010 12:31 - Australia

Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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Bully

By ninjawhat1337 - 25/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friend's house this weekend with a few other guys to play Dungeons and Dragons. He responded with, "Oh, back in my day, me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played Dungeons and Dragons." FML

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By RosaP - 28/02/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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Monday 10 September 2012 2:53

She's nine, so I'd just ignore her. If she's really annoying, say yes and tell her you'll send her a brochure for next year.

Trix_Disorder 20

Monday 10 September 2012 2:52

Cousin. 9-year-old cousin. Reading comprehension, I swear. Goes right out the window when you're trying to get that first comment, huh?

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patrick29 1

Monday 10 September 2012 5:22

All foot longs are $5 at subway

ruabadfishtoo 0

Monday 10 September 2012 5:23

okay people, I am big boned. All my life I've been bigger than other girls but not overweight. Even when I was underweight i still had solid thighs and arms. I do excersize but my body always stays the same. There are people who have small frames and others with larger ones. Those who are severely overweight however are just that; overweight not big boned.

lonx805 1

Monday 10 September 2012 5:37

Pleasingly plump .(;

drewcat21 0

Monday 10 September 2012 5:50

They always say little kids are little alcoholics.

jarockstar27 10

Monday 10 September 2012 6:12

I would have "no im packing your bags for summer boarding school, SURPRISE!"

harkerk87 3

Monday 10 September 2012 6:44

I would have told her, " no I am packing bags for you to go meet your real parents!! I'm sorry you didnt know you were adopted... Oops!!!!

dmac843 2

Monday 10 September 2012 7:47

Should've said "No, I'm off to Disney World and you're not."

organolithium_fml 9

Monday 10 September 2012 9:49

Nice one! Get him jealous without saying something harmful. I can imagine his reaction "What? Can I go with you? Oh please please!!" playing all nice, and then, just say "Nope"