Transportation: Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated...

By er1133 - 11/03/2010 12:04 - Canada

Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML

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You deserved it 2 153

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By scarletdurose88 - 19/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML

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By cheap - 18/06/2014 13:42 - France - Toulouse

Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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You deserved it 3 899

By Happy 20th! - 28/07/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML

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By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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You deserved it 5 435

By civic4life - 17/09/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:20

uh? Happy Birthday? and enjoy the dick on your windshield.

Boddmon 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:13

aw I had my car plastic wrapped once too, cost $300 in repairs

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madskillz3088 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:35

why not just cut the plastic off , you lazy Nazis!!

OneHottBaby 1

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:37

You tryy it for yourselff firstt, nazi.

madskillz3088 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:39

ok my car go boom!! then plastic fly in sky... you dumb Jew

sarahcheetah 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 21:32

who the **** do you think you are? asshole

llAllStarll 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 22:40

I thought it was funny tbh

annoying_ppl_suk 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 23:15

Eat shit you anti-semitic deuchebag bitch.

popoman 0

Friday 12 March 2010 7:57

Borat.

codbloodedkill3r 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 22:48

Hehe then if ya do that ull die and be a zombie! NAZI ZOMBIEZ FTW

uke_master 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:42

Your only 22 in Canadian time. Now you are really 21. Is 21 a big deal in Canada anyways? You can drink when you are 19? 20th!!

sergio50150 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 17:09

try buying a Toyota pruis they are lame cars and you will have a car that suits you. Toyota moving you foward even when you don't want too lol.

ezrl_ritvoi 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 19:41

with the failure in Toyota manufacturing you can't stop moving forward

FerrariCake 2

Thursday 11 March 2010 17:16

So your friends are a few months late and they got your age wrong... happens when people smoke a lot of weed.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 11 March 2010 17:28

Happy 21st Birthday, you ungrateful @#$%^#$@! Now quit your bitching and go gather some firewood.

JMar22 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 17:31

I would love to see the reaction on the guys faces when they realize they vandalized the wrong car

lionandthelamb61 9

Thursday 11 March 2010 17:32

hahahaha!! that's hilarious!!! they played a joke on you. I'm totally gonna do that to one of my friends now!!!

heypeoplezzz 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 17:33

Lol Agreed with #27. That'd be a LOL moment. But, it's the thought that counts ^_^

LaLaJuice 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 17:46

that ******* sucks bro..

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