Miscellaneous: Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous...

By NoThanksGrandma - 20/11/2011 07:37

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

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By John - 19/05/2011 04:27

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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By bathroomseww - 12/05/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

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By David - 11/10/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML

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By Ima_Moronski - 26/07/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By loving grandaughter - 27/11/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, after months of cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner for my husband's grandmother due to her getting a hip replacement, I overheard her calling me a whore over the phone from the next room. FML

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By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

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By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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Sorry grandma

By Anonymous - 22/04/2021 17:01

Today, my grandma called me to see how my oral surgery went. She gave me a kiss over the phone, but when I tried to make the kiss sound back to her, the bandages got in the way and it came out as a fart sound. FML

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By painful - 24/07/2011 08:55 - Norway

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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nanaprincess 7

Sunday 20 November 2011 12:32

quit whining. she obviously needed your help. grow up.

KELSEYJOHNSON23 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 12:38

She was probably embarrassed to ask you for help too, I'm sure she wasn't excited about it either.

Comments

weepingangel_fml 7

Sunday 20 November 2011 23:11

I want fabulous; that is my simple request.

davab 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 23:46

A 'fabulous' lunch? I wonder why your granny doesn't add a fml for her wannabe popular grandchild

iMagzzzy 0

Monday 21 November 2011 0:11

Ignorant ****.

wriptidez 0

Monday 21 November 2011 1:45

does she have an in home nurse

baseballgirl2100 0

Monday 21 November 2011 4:07

Shes your grandmother for Gods sake, enjoy having her around while she lives... time dont slow down just for you! She loves you and probably changed your diaper aton! Suck it up!!!

canuc 1

Monday 21 November 2011 4:45

As a nurse, none of you can say anything against OP. I don't care how much you love your grandmother, until you have smelled a colostomy bag, shut up. Not even the stinkiest diaper can top that smell. You don't even know.

ShyAnn29 14

Monday 21 November 2011 15:53

I do know, it's not really that bad, there are a lot of worse things!

Sarah81497 3

Monday 21 November 2011 17:27

You are a good person.

jlperry31 10

Monday 21 November 2011 8:15

oh u poor baby. whatever. how about u think how embarrassing it must be to have your spouse change your shit/piss bag for u everyday just be thankful u dont have to go thru that everyday

autumnleighf 0

Monday 21 November 2011 19:24

yew shooold beeee ahhhhshamedddd off yerselfffffff bahhhhd bahhddddd purrrsonnn! wtf erryone where's the "that's a shitty situation" comments, I'm being deprived.

Battle765 4

Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:46

I have a colostomy and ask people to help change it all the time just to see what they say. If they say no I burp it around them later man up OP.

ShyAnn29 14

Tuesday 22 November 2011 8:23

My mom used to help me change mine, but I now change it by myself! That's funny you burp your bag around people! The funny thing is, when someone farts, you know it wasn't you! Lol