Transportation: Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 09:18 - United States

Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML

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By StUbbY - 09/07/2009 14:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML

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By nowhere to go - 12/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 16:54 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 00:32 - United States - Missouri City

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

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Keep your distance

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

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anonbastard 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:11

Why the hell would you go screaming at the driver? The people working drive-thru could've been slow for all you know.

NixKuH 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 16:10

nice going

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hotpostage 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:18

you're evil

MURPHYCHACHO 5

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:19

OP why the **** would you do that? For all you know, the drive-thru staff were working too slowly or they were short-staffed. Or maybe they messed up the guy's order and he was having them remake it. There were plenty of logical reasons you should have considered before you started to needlessly berate the poor man! And even if it had been a bad reason for holding up the line, you should still be ashamed of your behavior! What sane, functioning member of society thinks an appropriate response to a minor inconvenience is to go and start screaming obscenities at a complete stranger without getting the full story first? It's called basic manners! For example, I know what you did, and I know you were completely in the wrong, so I can feel justified in calling you a bitch. Clearly somebody raised you wrong.

babymonkey422 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:20

OMG! You're such a ******* asshole! Like really? You'd curse someone out for ******* FOOD?!!! You're RIDICULOUS! You're either a ******* fat ass whose whole life revolves around food or just a piece of shit of a person who thinks waiting in line for FOOD justifies you cursing out a perfect stranger... it's people like YOU who made me hate working at Sonic.... it's FOOD!!! :O

Staciii 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:21

wow wat a bitch somebody needs to learn sum PATIENCE!

Just_Jo23 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:24

#213 Perfectly stated.

awsomepossom69 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:28

#49 Hmm... So I guess that in today's culture you are regarded as a **** for taking a picture of your own face? Glad to know asshole

j01dime88 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:28

nice going ydi for being impatiant

Pikachu206 2

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:30

FHL. F his life. Didnt your parents teach you better than that. Or better yet if its taking so long assume that something must be wrong/up and wait calmly. Guess your brain doesnt work that well to make reasonable conclusions......

muffinsareyummy 1

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:31

Wow. Patience, doll. Patience.

sez9000 2

Tuesday 1 June 2010 18:38

wow.... you actually make me feel ashamed to come from Kentucky... what could have possibly made you in such a freakin hurry that you couldn't wait a few extra minutes for your burger and fries? Hopefully you didn't post this on here expecting people to feel sorry for you, if anything the people here will just make you feel a bazillion times worse about it and so they should, learn some patience you silly cow besides that why on earth would you just automatically assume that it was his fault in the first place? Did you ever stop to think MAYBE it was the person behind the box who had messed it up? Gah..... I just hope you feel extremely bad about this.... some one should go smack your mother for not bringing u up right.