Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
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Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML
Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML
Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML
Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML
Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML
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anonbastard 0
Why the hell would you go screaming at the driver? The people working drive-thru could've been slow for all you know.
NixKuH 0
nice going
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Comments (567)
Sarra88 4
I can't stand people like you. Throwing a fit, because you have to wait a few extra minutes for your food. Be a grown-up & have some self-control to not go yelling at complete strangers.
Flinlock 0
Wow OP... Way to be a complete bitch. I used to work in fast food, and its sad how many people like you would come through expecting everything they wanted to have handed to them.
ChromeDome 5
Wow. You tit. You deserved that like a mass murderer deserves to have a nailgun shot at him through his balls.
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
haha you said tit
shanster 3
Look if the person had a stutter they should have gone INSIDE. It's the drive thru for.....what is it...FAST food. Those fast food places have timers on how fast they can take care of a customer and the customer is usually supposed to be gone in 3 minutes. And OP isn't a bitch, i'd be mad too if I had to wait for 10 minutes for my damn food. I might not have gotten out of my car and cursed at them but I definitely would have been pissed. That ******* retard should have gone inside like the other retards know to do.
ChromeDome 5
wow, you are horrible. no doubt he would have encountered the same problem inside. if he has a speech impediment, you should feel bad for him and not go and hit him over the head with the metaphorical baseball bat.
DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0
Oh dear lord, it would be the end of the ******* world if you had to wait an extra 10 minutes for your shitty greasy fast food.
_Pamplemousse_ 0
@ 267: You are, without a doubt, an idiot. The gentleman with the stutter is in no way a "retard" - his mental faculties are in no way diminished - he suffers from a speech impediment. Whether he'd gone to the window or inside to the counter, his stutter would have remained. As for waiting 10 minutes, the OP must have some serious anger problems. By all means, get frustrated, but why on earth get out of the car to abuse a complete stranger? Ever twinge of guilt she feels is entirely deserved. I sincerely hope the unjustly abused gentleman has dealt with the OP's tirade well and doesn't blame himself. OP, YDI.
liberal_spice 0
Surely it's not normal behaviour to shout at people who are taking a while in a Drive Thru anyway? FFS, that's just downright rude. I had a Saturday job at a Drive Thru for a while and nobody was that rude, and I was dealing with a lot of drunk, aggressive Scots. They might be annoyed but it is not normal behaviour to get out of a car and yell at the person in front of you for "taking 10 minutes, shock horror!" FFS. Also, people with stammers aren't retarded in the slightest. The only retard here is clearly you.
AKBO47 0
**** you you ******* Jew. learn to respect other people. I hope you rot in he'll and accidentily piss off some big black mother ****** that kicks your ass
drdrew20 0
i bet you that he was just messing with you to make you feel bad
DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0
Weird, I killed a raccoon with the tag "Rocky" on it.
suffokateslowly 0
fuckkk that id be pissed i would have done the same thing if some asshole was taking forever if you dont know what the hell you want or in this case cant talk fast enough to order then dont go through a fn drivethrough cuz there obviously made so you can order and leave quickly and to all you people talking crap tell me you wouldnt be pissed for waiting 10 mins in a drive though and ill show u a liar..
angelofshadows 0
being pissed is one thing. getting out of your car and making a **** out of yourself is another.
loltreated 0
Calm the hell down, OP! Christ. You never know what is going on with the random person you're blowing up at, as you just learned. I feel so bad for the guy. :(
rebooting87 0
and this is why you should have patience for all people... i hope the original poster feels like the jerk they are
Kitola 2
Wow, what an ass.