Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML
Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML
Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. FML
Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML
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AmyPacheco 0
Well I hope you stay loyal
UsEumYong 4
Ohhhh Shes in for a nice visit ;)
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kingedoftheworld 0
Mine is in AZ and I feel your pain bud, working out while shes not here isn't fun but wait til she gets back!
msjoyfull84 0
I wasn't joking.
aquaeyedsiren 0
I wish the same would happen to my boyfriend... :(
Nissen 0
working out hard actually lowers your test levels
noooodlez 2
same thing happened with my boyfriend when he started working out.
xXBlitzkriegXx 5
I'd hand it to you, but it looks like you're handing it to yourself...Maybe that joke came too soon?
ooyt453 1
Don't ya hate that
ImTheAlpha 30
That happens with my boyfriend. It sucks, with him in England and me stuck in the lousy, lame-ass USA that can't even use its own language right.
sammyjo06 14
There's no need to be rude. If you don't like it, then leave. I'm so tired of people thinking they can be nasty to Americans just because of all the stereotypes about us. All the time, foreigners walk in here with this attitude. I had one guy pretend like he was educating me about his country (Germany), and he thought I wouldn't know that they had cars and computers there just like we do...
mikaylac7515 6
That sucks I hope you don't lose your faith in her
WannaBAsian 0
you're a sweetheart, just continue, your doing great