Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML
Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML
Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML
Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML
Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML
Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
Your hot pockets are probably going to explode.
cottoncandymango 17
And to think that this is what our generation has come to...
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Comments (93)
Catkam623 27
Stop using your smart phone to think for you and instead use your smarts.
jigglypuff34 16
6969. Easiest pin to remember.
_DudeGuy_ 16
I find 5457 extremely easy to remember.
RoboCunnilingus 23
0000 is pretty simple too.
graceinsheepwear 34
OP didn't forget their code; they typed it into the wrong device, so your comment is really just that you want to show off oh, I have a sexually suggestive pin code. So what. Yawn.
accountnamevalid 3
Who else has an easy to remember PIN they would like to share? For, uh, research and stuff.
ashlyn_is_here 8
Please be a teenager. Don't let the adults be getting this dumb too...
MilkyFilmz 26
Not all teens are dumb.
EmsyyyRose13 24
I've met dumb, immature adults and smart, mature teenagers--age does not always determine intellect/behavior.
bombtastic 10
yet what if their pin number was a time? say.. 0245 or something like that.
Imhere4fml 24
No.
primadonnagirl 13
I hope you don't become something important, like a doctor
graceinsheepwear 34
or a microwave oven attendant.
PenguinBitch 44
There's actually an app for that.
PenguinBitch 44
A
jasattica 4
Was there garlic on that pizza?
MzZombicidal 36
I think you're on the wrong FML post.
graceinsheepwear 34
37, I think 20 meant the hypothetical pizza in the microwave of this FML. You are thinking linearly and 20 is off on a yummy tangent.
Sillydeadperson 17
PIN-protected microwave? I smell innovation, and possibly delicious food!
wootwootimahoot 10
At work we have to clock in using a 4-digit code. I've tried to open my garage door, unlock my phone, and even use my debit card with that code. The sad part is I don't understand why it doesn't work some days & keep trying over & over.