Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML
Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML
Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML
Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML
Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML
Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
Your hot pockets are probably going to explode.
cottoncandymango 17
And to think that this is what our generation has come to...
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Comments (93)
Sinistra_Blue 12
Its our new phone microwave! Check text messages and Facebook while you cook a tastey, tastey burrito! (May cause slight tumors)
chronickX 11
So is your food over cooked??
IED_HuNtEr 2
That's ok, I sometimes pull out my debit card when I get into my room which uses a hotel-like key card. Talk about addiction!
trbuson 11
I think that would be more of lack of attention to detail and/or stupidity.
JonLee 8
First world problems
accountnamevalid 3
everyone had their moments. I typed my ATM pin into the microwave once. muscle memory at its finest.
corinne_rose 9
It's ok. I do that too.
Kendrick_Llama 8
Hate people like that they are annoying!!!
SleeplessBeauty 12
Your pin was actually a secret code to diffuse the bomb in the microwave.
kanedude 4
Posted from mobile device
nurchok 15
Did you at least unlock the microwave? lol