Today, I've been without hot water for three days thanks to a frozen water line. I finally managed to thaw the frozen area, only to have the chunk of ice dislodge, slam into a bend in the pipe, and burst the line. FML
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Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, the gas company came to connect our stove for free. While here, they broke our hot water heater, shut it off, and issued us a hazard notice. We can fix it, but they won't be able to come back for another two weeks to turn the gas back on. We don't have any hot water until then. FML
Today, I woke up on the coldest morning of the year to discover that the gas fireplace has run out of propane, and there is no water because the pipes are frozen. While trying to locate the frozen pipe, I forgot to let the dog out, and she peed on the carpet. FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
Today, I woke up to find that there has been a water main break in my neighborhood and there is no running water until the break is located and fixed. I had chili with beans late last night and it is wreaking havoc with my lower gastrointestinal tract, and the toilet won't flush. FML
Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML
Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML
Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML
Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML
Today, I found out that shutting off the heat in the rental property my parents owned was a bad idea. The water froze and the pipes burst, causing the whole kitchen ceiling to fall down. The water ruined the wood floors and the appliances. I turned off the heat to save money. FML
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Shadowsofthedead 10
Whenever I read that "haww", I get a very persistent image of a human with a donkey head laughing over a glass of champagne... But anyway, it totally does suck.
onlychildFTW 33
Damn, you were better off with the frozen pipe. Call one if those 24/7 plumbing places! Good luck OP!
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Comments (55)
worldclassrager 39
Couldn't you have drained your pipes and stay with a friend for a bit?
PrincessCastiel 27
The cold never bothered me anyway
dabomb0513 10
Moron
himemillie 2
Stupid white people. I didn't have hot water for almost a month when I moved into my apartment, so I boiled hot water, mixed it with cold water until it was the desired temp, and bathed myself. There's always another way, but you need to use your ******* mind to THINK.
superman21_fml 19
Probably should have shut the water off before trying to thaw the frozen section. Lesson learned the hard way I suppose.
taylor21398 14
Sounds like an Icy subject...
tehdarkness 21
Shoulda left it to the experts!
jdizz16 16
Go Go Gadget, Duct-Tape
qwils 11
If you were trying to melt your pipes by yourself without calling a professional, YDI
Shade1982 20
Not everyone has money growing on trees you know...
False_Stupidity 41
Well, now your really in hot water. ... or not