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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

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By OfficeFatty - 30/10/2014 02:41 - United States

Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML

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Good Riddance

By JustABarista - 11/03/2017 04:00

Today, while working at Starbucks, an elderly woman came up to me asking to turn up the heat. It was at 73. After explaining to her that corporate all the way across the country controls our heat, she's reporting me to corporate and is insisting I should be fired or she won't ever return. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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By anonymous - 02/07/2013 21:08 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML

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By Frozen - 10/03/2014 14:23 - United States

Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML

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By Dave - 07/04/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

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By nobar - 04/06/2019 06:00

Today, I learned how to make my fridge colder. I felt that what it was set on felt a little warmer than normal, so I turned it down. Now everything in my fridge is frozen. FML

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By emma209 - 24/01/2012 18:07 - Canada

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

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By ohno. - 19/08/2009 08:44 - Canada

Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML

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Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:12

Oh that's cold

Emmamazing 26

Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:13

How could you not notice that? I have to say you deserved that 100%. Maybe look around next time

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tranced_ 45

Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:23

Just imagine the possibilities ;)

photographer49 22

Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:37

#14 unless you mean like 73° one day and 75° the next I have no idea what your comment implies.

NLM22 14

Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:27

Great thing you spoke up! Maybe next time try to say something sooner rather than later.

Matheo_fml 21

Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:31

Please don't tell me you are looking around the same way when you are on the street and/or driving...

8Dirty1 24

Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:36

YDI

VeganDarkLight 31

Tuesday 17 February 2015 22:03

I'm pretty sure there's a button for that.

lastunusedname 11

Thursday 19 February 2015 5:43

There's a button for that, shit-for-brains.

The_Avatar 22

Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:36

Thats on you all the way op

Szaszaspasz 26

Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:39

I totally feel your pain!

Colon_Man 17

Wednesday 18 February 2015 16:31

He doesn't feel pain. Too cold.

Louie_217 9

Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:41

Lol wow... Just wow I can't even

flopstar 21

Tuesday 17 February 2015 22:04

Bringing a jacket would always work too

dreamful_artist 14

Tuesday 17 February 2015 22:08

I thermostat is a common thing in buildings, how could you have not noticed it?

Vitotaylor36 13

Tuesday 17 February 2015 22:30

Dumbass

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