Love and Health: A case of Keemstar beard?

A case of Keemstar beard?

By Declan - 04/12/2020 21:58 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got my boyfriend to go get his lockdown beard trimmed. He came back with the kind of pointy monstrosity you see on people like Keemstar. I'm tempted to prune it in his sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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You deserved it 8 978

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 18:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

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You deserved it 193

By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 667

By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 709

You deserved it 1 556

By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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You deserved it 47 954

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 08:00

Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 798

You deserved it 187

By ihatemakingnames - 05/03/2013 00:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 204

You deserved it 2 758

By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 142

You deserved it 2 408

By LustyDragon - 05/06/2017 14:00

Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 936

You deserved it 1 239

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 424

You deserved it 9 659

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 5 December 2020 3:51

What the **** is a Keemstar?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 5 December 2020 1:08

That sounds safe. What if he wakes up suddenly with a sharp object scraping his flesh?

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 5 December 2020 1:08

That sounds safe. What if he wakes up suddenly with a sharp object scraping his flesh?

brenniman 10

Saturday 5 December 2020 1:54

Perhaps you should refuse to shave your pubic hair till he shaves his beard.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 5 December 2020 3:51

Some of us prefer bush. Not the beer. Or the Presidents. I feel I've said this before...

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 5 December 2020 3:51

What the **** is a Keemstar?

BMXDude22 12

Thursday 10 December 2020 5:34

He's a popular YouTuber… and a massive dong. Don't get the appeal, personally.

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A case of Keemstar beard?

Same thing different taste

Lockdown fashion

Wrong enemy

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