A case of Keemstar beard?

By Declan - 04/12/2020 21:58 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got my boyfriend to go get his lockdown beard trimmed. He came back with the kind of pointy monstrosity you see on people like Keemstar. I'm tempted to prune it in his sleep. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Saturday 5 December 2020 3:51

What the fuck is a Keemstar?

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 5 December 2020 1:08

That sounds safe. What if he wakes up suddenly with a sharp object scraping his flesh?

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RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 5 December 2020 1:08

That sounds safe. What if he wakes up suddenly with a sharp object scraping his flesh?

brenniman 10

Saturday 5 December 2020 1:54

Perhaps you should refuse to shave your pubic hair till he shaves his beard.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Saturday 5 December 2020 3:51

Some of us prefer bush. Not the beer. Or the Presidents. I feel I've said this before...

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Saturday 5 December 2020 3:51

What the fuck is a Keemstar?

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Thursday 10 December 2020 5:34

He's a popular YouTuber… and a massive dong. Don't get the appeal, personally.

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