A case of Keemstar beard?

By Declan - 04/12/2020 21:58 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got my boyfriend to go get his lockdown beard trimmed. He came back with the kind of pointy monstrosity you see on people like Keemstar. I'm tempted to prune it in his sleep. FML
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What the fuck is a Keemstar?

That sounds safe. What if he wakes up suddenly with a sharp object scraping his flesh?

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That sounds safe. What if he wakes up suddenly with a sharp object scraping his flesh?

Perhaps you should refuse to shave your pubic hair till he shaves his beard.

Some of us prefer bush. Not the beer. Or the Presidents. I feel I've said this before...

What the fuck is a Keemstar?

He's a popular YouTuber… and a massive dong. Don't get the appeal, personally.