Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, while in the airport, I had to use the washroom. Upon exiting, I got confused due to an excess of mirrors and walked directly into one in front of an audience. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, at work, I had to use the bathroom to urinate. It's basically in an open plan office, so everyone can hear absolutely everything. After successfully and discreetly doing my business, I noticed a bit of dirt on the wall. I gave it a rub with my thumb on the smooth tile. It sounded exactly like a loud fart. FML
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abetheanimal 0
Wave?
CVeNgineer 0
I'm not really sure if a restroom that clean actually exists!
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Comments (133)
Neonnight 0
Agree with #3
RhuLynette 8
that's a creepy toilet attendant to spend long enough scrubbing the floor to see reflections...
Salkadi 9
That's a new level of creepy
jadee000 0
Oh shit!
NoNotTheFace 8
Sorry. Can't believe no one has said this yet. Ahem... You guys should've played BATTLESHIT.
KiddNYC1O 22
Then Call of Dooty.
Sienna420 4
Well when you gotta go you gotta go...
AmericanGal21 11
My school decided to build a wall heater before they put the bathrooms in (my school is a pre-civil war mansion) and there is literally a half a foot gap between the wall and the post so you can see right in
trishmg12 4
the awkward moment when you see someone else going to the bathroom the same time as you...
belkinbra 12
Noone thinks those 'akward moment' posts are funny. They are stupid - lile you. Stupid
LorinneNM 4
Haha yeah that sucks but I would have smiled and waved.. but I am weird like that.
LorinneNM 4
Haha yeah that sucks but I would have smiled and waved.. but I am weird like that.