Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
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BVBarmy_girl 22
He deserves a kick in his poke-balls!
snufflebubble 13
Woah. Harsh much. There is no need for his friend to be so rude. Clearly he is insensitive whereas I'm sure your boyfriend is able to see past that-considering he is dating you. As rough as it is, try and look past it? It's a reflection on him, not you.
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Comments (152)
g0dless 15
If your boyfriend didn't stick up for you I hope you didn't just turn a blind eye to this. That was really out of line, his friends should respect his decisions, what ever happened to "if you have nothing nice to say, then don't say anything at all"
Reaper1984 13
#12 Well, between that and the golden rule its pretty much out the window, there just isn't respect any more
Llamacod 11
The golden rule is actually: do unto others as you would have them do unto you. It has nothing to do with "if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all"
dandaman1457 7
Well 61 most people wouldn't want to be insulted so I feel it's implied by the golden rule. Unless of course you are one of those people that does enjoy being insulted in which case carry on.
MrClean17 15
My friends get me in more trouble with my girlfriend than I do
grafeety 9
Well that makes sense, all the other cleaning products are jealous of your cleaning skills!
SerendipityRose 26
Your reply: "Well, he's always done things his own way... Most people would just have thrown away an anal douchebag, not befriended it."
gmian 34
Sorry, but it's my boyfriend and me.
gracehi 31
^ You are correct, sir.
gracehi 31
But I am not, ma'am. My apologies. The "my" after today is also unnecessary. The mods really dropped the ball on this one.
CharresBarkrey 15
As someone who was taught to only use "___ and I," you just blew my mind, 15. I googled it and learned something new! So thanks.
pmadNess 16
21- A good way to tell if it should be "I" or "me" is to say it without the other party attached... Ex: I went to the store... Not me went to the store... And vice versa, ex: it was told to me... Not it was told to I. Lesson ended, carry on! ;)
Lizardgirl 7
^ I concur. Also, I love that profile pic!!! I have a bearded dragon too :)
Vinnie500 14
Guess the word "diet" plays a role in your future.
SMHsohard 22
Why? Because some snot nosed friend of her boyfriend decided to put a smart assed comment on a Facebook page?
Vinnie500 14
No, because "MOST" people wouldn't make that reference if she didn't need to lose weight.
MidnaLink 33
Vinnie, MOST people wouldn't need to make that reference if they just minded their damn business!
pmadNess 16
42-Not necessarily... Some people are just assholes...
daminantion 14
She posted a public picture. As rude as the comment was, she accepted the right of free speech by those who can view it.
SMHsohard 22
You haven't been around kids much, have you? Because, if you had, you would realize just how uninformed that comment was.
Palirose 22
69, public or not. Free speech or not. The bfs friend didn't need to be rude like that. It was uncalled for. He should have just never commented to begin with. Also people like you need to stop using the "free speech" excuse to be assholes. There's a fine line between free speech and bullying. Just so you know.
zandalee 19
It's like those people who say some horrible comment and then say; "just being honest!" Some people feel more adequate in their own skin once they have put someone down. I have never and will never tolerate assholes in my life. Rule of thumb; if they make you feel mad, bad or sad, flick em!!!
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Dont take it to heart OP. Im sure it was just banter and his friend would have made a "funny" comment regardless of your appearance!
pmadNess 16
I agree. It's a popular past time to make "funny" comments on social sites...
iLuvsIt 10
BS. The comment was not funny at all and would only get laughs from juvenile twats.
JessiKitty_lol 7
Snorlax is the best Pokémon, though. Take it as a compliment (:
rattusrattus 18
Snorlaxes do look very cute and cuddleable.
JessiKitty_lol 7
I have a Snorlax (well, a shiny Snorlax since I forgot he was blue-ish -_-) jacket that's very snuggly C:
thatsdndn1 19
This is not nice at all!! Dont mind him .. He's just another hater!
benmec 18
Now I gotta google snorlax
JessiKitty_lol 7
#25: did you never watch Pokémon in the 90's?
Blahshabadada 10
If you don't know what a snorlax is... get out. Seriously, just leave.
Nintystar98 8
Get off the Internet. I know most of the first gen, and I wasn't even born when the first games were released
gracehi 31
I'm a Pokemon OG. Don't make me go Garydos on yo ass.
pmadNess 16
27&41- perhaps #25 is from a different generation... If my children hadn't watched and played it, I probably would not have know what a snorlax is either. And isn't the Internet open to all? What grand wisdom do you posess of popular culture from other generations?
Llamacod 11
27 and 41 only, no one else complete this phrase: Now you know and knowing is half the battle. __ ___!!
RocketNinjaFish 12
46- my jolteon could beat your gyarados any day :) 25- snorlax evolves from munchlax. All it does is eat and sleep, but it's got some power when it wants to use it. I see the comment as a compliment :) I know all of 1st gen, and most of the others since then :)
gracehi 31
Well, 80, in that case, I guess I'll have to go Sandslash on yo ass. "Slasher, hit 'im with Earthquake!" *My Sandslash uses Earthquake.* *Critical hit* *It's super effective!* *Jolteon faints*
RocketNinjaFish 12
93- Jolteon, return! Go blastoise! Blastoise uses hydro pump! It's super effective! The foe's sandslash fainted!
TheNewGuy03 28
I witnessed an FML Pokémon battle. My life is complete. :D By the way, as badass as Gyarados is, he should NOT have a 4x weakness to Electric. It's sad when any decent dude can one-hit KO your Pokémon with something like Thunderbolt, even without the same-type attack bonus. :/
Jaevwyn 17
#122 you shouldn't have unlearned double kick for dealing with dick moves such as type advantages :p
MythsNLegends 10
It's not shocking you aren't dating that guy instead, especially considering he's classy enough to use pokemon in his insults like that.