Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
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BVBarmy_girl 22
He deserves a kick in his poke-balls!
snufflebubble 13
Woah. Harsh much. There is no need for his friend to be so rude. Clearly he is insensitive whereas I'm sure your boyfriend is able to see past that-considering he is dating you. As rough as it is, try and look past it? It's a reflection on him, not you.
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Comments (152)
grafeety 9
#64 I think you're using the word obese irregardlessly. Snorlax is neither overweight or grossly fat; he simply stores a lot of food for the frequent amount he hibernates.
shadowsorel 15
"Irregardless" isn't a proper word.
grafeety 9
I realize that, it was a reference to a previous FML.
jnazzty 4
Take the hint fattie
chrisjoy 0
Well, you shouldn't care about what other people think. I know I couldn't care less. But if you do care, which I assume you do, then maybe you should go on a diet.
Xotoolyxo 16
I bet you and your boyfriend looked perfect in the picture, he's just jealous he has no one to take cute pictures with.
cosmosis 12
I think i know you OP! I remember seeing this comment and photo on facebook. Lol
Wizardo 33
Hope you have a Burn Heal thoooough...
kaytee_00 1
my boyfriend and I *
awessumpossum 5
actually saying "my boyfriend and me" is appropriate in this context. you wouldn't say "I uploaded a cute photo of I", you would say " I uploaded a cute photo of me", thus making OP's sentence correct.
shadowsorel 15
106 - -A rather obscure one. Not everyone will immediately see the word "irregardless" and think, "Oh, I remember that FML!"