Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, after I spent a weekend at my boyfriend’s house, I came home to find the locks changed. My parents decided to change them because they “don’t need me slutting around under their roof.” My boyfriend lives 4 hours away and I have nothing but an overnight bag. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, I got home from college. Since I haven't seen my parents in almost a year, I sorta expected them to come meet me/pick me up at the airport. Nope. What did I get instead? A text from my dad saying, "I hope you have a key." FML
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Top comments
skeez_fml 0
you don't have a key to your own house? that's kind of sad.
kagome_eb 0
go to hawaii
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Comments (61)
special890 0
you don't have a key to your own house? thats sad. and how did you get on the internet unless you have a wireless card... no neighbors? friends? credit cards? hotels?
Raverous 0
Id break a window then buy them another one later, or remove a screen and pry open one of the sliding windows that are on my parents house.
Jareth_fml 0
No key? Bummer. Uh, why didn't you call and subtle figure out if they were going to be home that week?
MickandNick 0
how'd you post this then?
squeaky_fml 0
Ha that almost happened to me, but fortunately I called them before I came.
Nohirexi 2
Ooooh man. If it's any consolation, Hawaii is stormy as hell right now. I should know, I live there.
Sharpe 0
Easy, I always know how to break into every single window and door in my own house, whether by force, lockpicking, or some similar trick. Then again, I'm probably insane. :/
MikuHatsune_fml 0
Well that sucks no key? Better go to a friends house
i_love_fml_11 0
They should have invited you to go with them...as they were planning! They should have realized you'd get a spring break...
Darthbane2007 19
I mean, so you didn't think to at least GIVE THEM A CALL before you go home?