Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML
Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML
Today, I watered a dying communal plant. I was fined $250 for littering. FML
Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
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pdp_fml 21
You had the right idea, but you didn't know how close to death the bird was. it's great that you tried. I would try to go to traffic court and get the judge to throw out the ticket because you were trying to save a birds life.
Kiyoha 0
Aww, OP, that was very decent of you! I'm glad there are people like you who care enough to help a small bird instead of walking/driving over it. It sucks that you got a ticket and that the bird died, so FYL, but atleast you have a good heart ^^
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Comments (99)
lawls79 14
No good deed goes unpunished. sorry op
HansHansen 8
Seems like Americans don't even like animals. Just another reason why the world dislikes the American pupulation.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#67 That's a gross generalization. I'm an American and I would have chosen to save the bird! One of my boyfriend's cats brought a hummingbird into the house. We found it in a corner, half-alive, and I insisted upon saving it from the cats and making sure it healed.
beeffyboy 0
Thats wat u get for trying to save a dam bird. Ydi
cqq1223 3
ohhhh that rly suck
dasfro 2
no good deed goes unpunishwd
lol32360 0
well at least u tryed to save it. unlike other ppl who woukld just run it over with a car. :’(
sloaan 0
39 - 'Smarter'? Oh irony... *Facepalm*
kruzito 0
someone needs a tan.
emrrb101 0
this one is a lie if it isn't then WTF is the name of the " Animal Hospital"
YadiBoo11 0
Well Atleast you Did try ;