Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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Today, I was trying to impress someone by doing pull-ups. I got halfway up, froze, and then slowly slipped down like a dying horse. It felt like the whole park had stopped to watch. I tried to laugh it off, but I’m pretty sure they’re still talking about it. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a piece of old drywall karate kid-style. As it turns out, the drywall was actually a thin piece of concrete. I now have a busted hand and a girlfriend with a new story to tell all her friends. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML
Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Yes, if you had succeeded, you would've been quite the stud indeed.
kalgon 0
Making a woman laugh is the key to her kingdom.
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tklone329 0
Smooth
XoMxcted 0
You can't be what you're not
TheNewGuy03 29
I suppose I could digress into a tangential argument about "being" vs. "becoming," but I'm going to disregard semantics. What I wanted to become ... a doctor? Are you saying it's impossible? :D |the kid|
xgetxbentx 13
Dude, she's already your girlfriend, you don't need to keep doing stupid things to try and impress her. There are PLENTY of ways to show her that you care and that you want her to be impressed with your boyfriend skills that don't involve doing stupid shit. Just tell her how you feel about her on a regular basis, if you have the cash to blow, surprise her with flowers or her favorite food for no reason. We aren't as hard to impress as it seems.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Well said, I actually find myself completely agreeing with your comment.
KatieKupcake4195 9
Dude. Sorry but I think this one's a YDI. I personally wouldn't be too impressed if my boyfriend tried to vault over the side of a stairway rail. I don't know many girls that would be impressed, to be honest. Maybe next time you're trying to impress the lovely lady you could get her flowers, cook her her favorite food, carry her to the bed (to show you have strength :D), then make sweet love to her and fall asleep together with her in your arms. THAT would impress a girl. :)
OffToTheGayBar 9
I get so giddy when I hear about, or see, idiots getting hurt. You deserved this more than Charlie Sheen deserved getting fired.
anarchistpunk 3
Haha dude, i understand. I ask the same thing.
Raooka 6
I like the fact that no one cares that she laughed hysterically at the fact that he nearly broke his legs. Imagine if a girl tried to impress her boyfriend and nearly broke some bones and all he could do is laugh at her. You guys would be up in arms over that.
lolipop1234_fml 7
Why did ya bother really what did you expect to happen?
ambet 1
At least you made her laugh...
isis_morrigan 18
Why do men think achieving some ridiculous stunt will make them a stud in our eyes? Either way, your still a freaking retard!