Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was trying to impress someone by doing pull-ups. I got halfway up, froze, and then slowly slipped down like a dying horse. It felt like the whole park had stopped to watch. I tried to laugh it off, but I’m pretty sure they’re still talking about it. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a piece of old drywall karate kid-style. As it turns out, the drywall was actually a thin piece of concrete. I now have a busted hand and a girlfriend with a new story to tell all her friends. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML
Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Yes, if you had succeeded, you would've been quite the stud indeed.
kalgon 0
Making a woman laugh is the key to her kingdom.
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Comments (150)
egrant2 10
This-by far- made laugh more than any FML to date. Sorry old chap, for the broken legs that is. Bahaha!!
chels1994 11
Reminds me of the parkour scene in The Office (:
KRiddle 15
Ha.
babykillaseason 0
In the words of dwight shrute, "Hardcore parkour!!!!!!!"
SovietRei 5
Proof once more than any FML with the words 'I tried to impress...' or 'trying to look cool, I...' automatically deserves a YDI.
rosssl 2
awww, your girlfriend is a bitch for laughing so long... I probably would have laughed a little at first, but mostly check if you were ok... dump her
taazer 12
At least you know how to make a girl laugh
secondchance128 2
Piece of advice, they love it if you land on your feet. And walk away from it, not break your shins in the process.
RSHANNON132 0
If you do try to do it again for any reason. Try landing on the balls of your feet by your toes and absorb the impact as you land through your knees.
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Work on that parkour.