Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was trying to impress someone by doing pull-ups. I got halfway up, froze, and then slowly slipped down like a dying horse. It felt like the whole park had stopped to watch. I tried to laugh it off, but I’m pretty sure they’re still talking about it. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a piece of old drywall karate kid-style. As it turns out, the drywall was actually a thin piece of concrete. I now have a busted hand and a girlfriend with a new story to tell all her friends. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML
Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Yes, if you had succeeded, you would've been quite the stud indeed.
kalgon 0
Making a woman laugh is the key to her kingdom.
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Comments (150)
ezelisko 1
if she doesn't appreciate that, go cave man style with the clinging of the head and drag her to your place.
agm77 9
Everything that stars with "I tried to impress..." is usually an automatic YDI
DirtyMike911 0
What a leap of faith indeed!
calmyourself 7
She's already going out with you... It's no longer your job to make her like you. It's your job not to mess it up! Someone needs to watch Hitch...
sparkrok 8
wonderful picture :)
Dracoboxer357 36
I rate you as follows: A- for effort, D+ for performance, A+ for the final result of making her laugh. You tried, she loved it. Overall, a solid B+. :) Cheer up, maybe you deserved it a bit, but it has a happy ending that she'll remember for a long to come! :D How is that a complete failure? ;) (Except for the part where you looked and felt like a complete jackass.) ;)
alycion 39
I prefer a guy who doesn't take himself seriously. If he tries and fails then laughs its a win in my book.
TheNewGuy03 29
"Hey, honey, remember when you almost totally ruined your shit jumping over those stairs?" [long, exasperated sigh] "I thought we wouldn't talk about this, babe." [boyfriend continues to sulk] |the kid|
Jamesdean1956 0
Dumbass
rubberduckie94 13
You should really be somewhat athletic before trying to do stunts like that goofy.
escapedfromexico 0
it could be worse... you could be on fire.
bizarre_ftw 22
If one of your friends texted you and said "I just lost my job" you would probably respond with "could be worse... you could be on fire" wouldn't you?
sailoroftheseas 7
other people's pure and utter stupidity makes me shake my head, I may sound cliche but a few nice words or a small gift would have sufficed, sure better than almost ripping yo balls off.
Goatinsfriend 8
Trying to impress people never works.