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By worstaunty - 04/03/2020 18:01 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, I had to pick my 2 year-old nephew up from day care for the first time. When the lady asked me who I was there to pick up, I realized I didn't know his actual name because we all call him "Bebe." FML

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spinspinsugar 12

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Thursday 5 March 2020 0:15

dude, my nephew isn't even mine by blood and I know his first, middle, and last name. ydi

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 5 March 2020 2:10

Stranger danger!

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spinspinsugar 12

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Thursday 5 March 2020 0:15

dude, my nephew isn't even mine by blood and I know his first, middle, and last name. ydi

bl3ur0z3 17

Thursday 5 March 2020 0:46

That's what we call my 5yo nephew too, but I can tell you his first, middle, last, and suffix.

distortedcognition 17

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Thursday 5 March 2020 1:22

No worries, I only know my niece and nephew’s first and last name. Couldn’t tell you their birthday or how old they are if you held a gun to my head

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Thursday 5 March 2020 2:16

So if you were asked who you're there to pick up, you would know the answer.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 5 March 2020 2:10

Stranger danger!

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