By kirrby - 12/11/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML
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brianod 0
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how long did it take you to tell her?!

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RuCheezBurger 10
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If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.

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chickenwalrus 14

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tellithowitis 13
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Put shaving cream all over her face

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chickenwalrus 14

looking back that was a really shitty comment... my apologies.

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MizzErikaHart 8

It's ok, u were right

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Keyman1212 14
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You know what's really crazy these days? All the pancake choices at IHop. Fucking crazy, they have like 20 different kinds!

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Choose_Wisely 5
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15 - whenever i look at your pic, it looks like you have your legs spead and in the air

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KiddNYC1O 20

Says the one with a half man/half unicorn/half American gladiator picture. ^ LOL

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sydnee14 7
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58- that was a good come back!! Lol but I agree with the op

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chickenwalrus 14

53... whos pic are you looking at bro? hahaha

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tjv3 10

you should just change your status on facebook and leave her a wall post and Also put it as your status up date

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brianod 0
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how long did it take you to tell her?!

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Epic_Fail911 15
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ZzZzZzzzZzZZzzZzzZzzz

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J0gby 0
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Now op knows how half the women on this planet feel.

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KiddNYC1O 20

TL(zzzz)D(zzzzz)R(zzz)....

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Bakachu 7

So you had a speech prepared? o__o;;

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Bakachu 7

o w o... This was kind of going off on the person above me's comment of how long it took to break up with her. >_< Well, I do agree that they should break up, as she seems to neglect him to the point of falling asleep.

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FMLollipop 8
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Y-you play Maplestory o.o

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RuCheezBurger 10
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If she fell asleep, then you have a very good reason to feel unappreciated. Dump her sleepy ass.

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flockz 19

how does a sleepy ass snore?

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RuCheezBurger 10
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Like a fat kid choking on healthy food?

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RacerX1695 1
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Celery makes your dick grow. So does lycopene, like the stuff found in fresh tomatoes, but go for Gac fruit instead.

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likasumboooodi 0
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the fuck???? how do you sleep in like 10 seconds? well draw all over her face and write things like we are over you lazy bitch then leave oh and take some of her stuff

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rexgar2000 10

I like your way of thinking. five stars indeed.

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dhall30 8
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She might have had sleep apnea like my dad , who if he is in the mood to sleep can fall asleep in 30 seconds.

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Bladian 5
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That's narcolepsy or just being tired. Sleep apnea is say different.

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ohmandapants 16
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Erm, sleep apnea is having trouble breathing while you sleep. Maybe your dad has that, but it's not what you described.

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GothicAngel95 16
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You sir/madam are a true genius but you forgot you have to do it with a sharpie so that way it's perminate and she*ll have trouble getting the ink off.

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RecklessJellyBea 7

Just leave and cut your losses. She'll figure it out eventually.

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saIty 17

Slap her real hard while holding a stinky trash bag across her face. Then tell her to take out the trash, cause you're dumping her.

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lookhookersonu 0
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That sucks sorry bro

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why_R_U_gay 1
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jus do her mom (if she's hot) she'll figure out...

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daisyismydog 3

Good one?

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LifeOnBlast19 9
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Ummmm....no.

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BOOSCAREDU 0
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Okay, I have two problems here. 1. Your comment is dumb and pointless and 2. I don't really like your name. You can't ask someone why they're gay. It's like a gay person asking a straight person why they're straight.

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Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
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His name is pretty stupid and ignorant.. But that does seem to be the solution for everything

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drawmesunshine 17

Oh, my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're gay.

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carahv91 8
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I've done that before

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spencerstoaker 7
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Just leave her a note. There's no reason to stay with her then.

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vivaladino 7
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Agreed.. She is not worth your time OP

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