Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex-husband I’m a lesbian. I’m not, he just keeps trying to win me back, but it worked, he now thinks there’s no chance for us. Unfortunately, he mentioned it to my mom, who “always suspected” and is now obsessively trying to set me up with every lesbian she knows. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
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Top comments
saraitkddh 47
a best friend is someone who is supposed to know if you are a lesbian or straight without having you proving it to her...
DizzyTizzyy27 5
She isn't gay though..?
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Comments (52)
awilliams44 9
maybe this is happening for a reason!
bieebslover11 12
That's embarrassing .. But at Least you might be able to find out if he likes you or used to like you!
foxy_grampa 19
Please tell me this is a step brother
DanielleinDC 34
You shouldn't have to "prove" your sexuality to anyone, especially not your best friend! She shouldn't have been such a jerk about it.
happyfingers 15
If you really are straight then that sucks. But if you ARE in fact a lesbian then you deserve it for lying.
twelve_oh_seven 11
Sounds like your both twelve
shannon2348 14
If she's really your best friend shouldn't she already know whether you're a lesbian?