Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
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Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex-husband I’m a lesbian. I’m not, he just keeps trying to win me back, but it worked, he now thinks there’s no chance for us. Unfortunately, he mentioned it to my mom, who “always suspected” and is now obsessively trying to set me up with every lesbian she knows. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
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Top comments
saraitkddh 47
a best friend is someone who is supposed to know if you are a lesbian or straight without having you proving it to her...
DizzyTizzyy27 5
She isn't gay though..?
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Comments (52)
shesamazingg_ 7
Your friend is trippinnnn lol
israelnotjacob 20
If he's interested maybe you and her brother should have sex. See if your friend believes you're straight then.
Farmillionaire 8
because no homosexual person has ever had sex with someone of the opposite sex.
igive 29
She could be bi. Having sex with the opposite sex doesn't prove anything.
orsombre_fml 11
Just let her know you are not interested in dating right now. She sounds like wanting you with someone.
purpleabq 1
this is incredibly stupid
Dinoporeon 9
I think your friend is being too pushy. She needs to listen to you.
ksks1234 33
Why is this an issue and why does it even matter what your sexual orientation is?
gracehi 33
It doesn't matter but it is frustrating when someone tries to tell you you're something you're not like they know you better than you know yourself. Like when my sister's fiancé insisted that I'm politically conservative... Because wanting prostitution, marijuana, and gay marriage legalized are all politically conservative positions, I suppose.
brandoneyez1 25
Did she want you to kiss him too?
DocBastard 40
Why should you have to prove anything to her? If she doesn't believe you, she doesn't deserve to be your friend. Full stop.
dachayke 16
Go docbastard!
thisisthestupid 18
I bet he confessed to her about the love he had for you and something could of happened
Mauskau 36
She's not your best friend.