Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
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Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex-husband I’m a lesbian. I’m not, he just keeps trying to win me back, but it worked, he now thinks there’s no chance for us. Unfortunately, he mentioned it to my mom, who “always suspected” and is now obsessively trying to set me up with every lesbian she knows. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
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Top comments
saraitkddh 47
a best friend is someone who is supposed to know if you are a lesbian or straight without having you proving it to her...
DizzyTizzyy27 5
She isn't gay though..?
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Comments (52)
Shepardspie71 8
Why do u have to prove anything to her ? If she loves u she will support u
uarudeassbitchyo 17
There's nothing wrong with being a lil gay
ruchg1 5
Yeah, there is.
Muttley9 13
And that got her mad because you didn't like her BETTER that her her brother? :)
zoegirl_455 30
She's calling her brother to tell him you had a crush on him? What is this, middle school?
Readoll 13
Your friend sound like a drama starter.... Mad cause you didn't tell her something and as soon as you do, she goes to spread it around...? Drop her.
worldclassrager 41
You dug yourself a grave there...but the word here is liked him not went out with him...
coraline123c 23
Maybe she's the lesbian and wants you to be a lesbian too..?
hhelms2009 8
Some best friend she is if she's mad... but if he likes you too, then it should work out, right?
mete_orito 34
I have a friend that is just like that. Trying to hook me and my single friends with somebody else. I really don't mind even if he spill the beans with somebody that I like. About the fact of you being a lesbian, as your best friend she should already know or at least have a gut feeling. You don't need to prove anything. I think your friend is just being silly.
The_Hula_Monster 10
How does that prove anything?