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By vanilla_blossom - 05/01/2016 18:49 - United States - Jackson

Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML

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You deserved it 1 573

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Same thing different taste

By Apparentlycreepy - 03/03/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 596

You deserved it 6 629

By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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You deserved it 8 579

By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 368

You deserved it 4 417

By NotRussian - 03/10/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML

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You deserved it 3 448

By anonymous - 14/07/2015 17:28 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML

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You deserved it 2 642

Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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You deserved it 187

By ninja_blasphemer - 25/07/2011 19:24 - Ireland

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

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You deserved it 7 783

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 650

You deserved it 2 907

By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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You deserved it 37 230

Good girl

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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Candijpg 17

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:34

I hope you were Russian away from him fast, what an asshole you deserve better

MDoremis 38

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:34

You're definitely better off having not dated such a discriminatory asshole.

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Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:49

his loss, i suppose.

paris_ava 24

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:51

by the sounds of things, you could do better

drayloon 50

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:53

It's best not to be Russian into a relationship that isn't right. If he doesn't want to date you for such a Bolshevik reason, Soviet.

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 6 January 2016 11:34

You tried.

Allornone 35

Wednesday 6 January 2016 11:45

and succeeded.

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 6 January 2016 14:54

Yeah, it wouldn't be prudent to try Lenin him a hand at all, because it would just be Stalin the real issue: the guy's a bigot.

WOTAN1488 24

Wednesday 6 January 2016 9:56

Russian women are awesome. (Don't message me or anything ?). Lol

koganti 18

Wednesday 6 January 2016 10:44

Russian women's have great gymnastic bodies and great height !... I like them.:)

jasem6d8 11

Wednesday 6 January 2016 10:03

is that reallythe reason or he doesn't know howto say no

gumpxiong 1

Wednesday 6 January 2016 10:06

I had 2 female Russian friends, so hard to get along with! Hope not everyone is like that!

Allornone 35

Wednesday 6 January 2016 11:49

why, you didn't know? OP and and an entire nation of people are just like those two random chicks you used to know.

MichaelDeSanta 20

Wednesday 6 January 2016 10:10

From Russia, without love.

Earths_Venus 25

Wednesday 6 January 2016 11:02

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I pretend I'm Romanian, Croatian, Polish, German, or pretty much anything that's not Russian.

anna31899 16

Friday 8 January 2016 5:40

I understand that perfectly

gracehi 31

Wednesday 6 January 2016 11:04

I would love to date a Russian. Those accents are sexy as Hell. But I'm married and even though my husband can do a pretty good Russian accent, he won't do it for me. :'(