Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
That he's going to start feeding her corn on the cob before having sex. It's really the only logical reply.
drivingmissdaisy 13
Well..what did he say?
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Comments (120)
ElricMustang 23
I told my girlfriend about my corn obsession, and she still loves me for who I am. Don't worry OP, he'll know what to do to give you real orgasms now "Babe, I got the corn" ;)
ballerboy20 8
do you get orgasms when you watch corn?
kasmol 16
With my lady its only watching popcorn pop. I'm getting really tired, though, of having to wear the Orville Redenbacher mask.
1dvs_bstd 41
damn, someone will be really sad.
madlove87 6
that is the best thing ever!
mkayden 23
Corn is gooood
ostfaiz 18
expert in faking...that ;)
doctorhook86 25
#16: Preach on! Now go, visit the ends of the earth and teach this lesson to thy sisters!
zevo1415 10
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
gary3768 13
That's what I have always said. Most guys will do whatever it takes to make sure their woman gets what she needs if we know
austin_hall29 9
So you don't like corn?