Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
That he's going to start feeding her corn on the cob before having sex. It's really the only logical reply.
drivingmissdaisy 13
Well..what did he say?
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Comments (120)
ohmygawwwwwwh 4
who knows if it's even true. people say weird stuff when they take strong medicine.
GraceyBlueEyes 13
I have the feeling it's true or it wouldn't be such a big deal.
TunaFireStarter 16
Sometimes the problem is the fact that a guy will go to the ends of the earth to make it happen. (Especially if he is one of the types who feels like he isn't enough of a man if the woman doesn't ******.) Some women literally can't ****** from sex for whatever reason or they don't always ****** but still enjoy the ride. At the same time, some men are absolutely shattered if they cannot make their gal have the big O, even if she is fine with not having one. Sometimes women do it out of guilt, pressure, or to make the guy just drop it because he makes it a bigger deal than it should be. I think it's lame, but I can understand the reasoning behind some of these kinds of situations. Communication and understanding are vital and can solve all sorts of these problems, but some people are too bullheaded/stuck in their ways to get past it.
TheMathMajor 26
54, yesss! I don't always ****** and it's not because of poor performance from anyone, it's just how my body works. I always enjoy sex, it's just that I don't always reach climax and that's fine by me. My boyfriend on the other hand still has trouble with that. I will confess that I have faked a couple for him just so he wouldn't get all mopey, and I wouldn't have to explain it to him again that it's okay and I enjoyed it regardless. But I don't do that anymore, he is learning it just takes a while.
adilblast 6
well next time dont get high on pain meds
Dcm210 19
The band Korn or the food corn?
GraceyBlueEyes 13
I think if you need to fake an ****** for sex to stop, or so your partner wont be mopey there's some serious issues. He probably needs help with his self confidence if an ****** is that important he won't stop. My fiancé understands me not always wanting/needing/being able to ****** and that does nothing to his self esteem. We have good communication and he understands I still enjoy it. I have never faked an ******. The most I've done is exaggerate moans at his request.
tehdarkness 21
You shouldn't fake it. He will never get it right if he already thinks he is doing it right!
doraaa01 7
When it comes a shock to the partner of a girl faking orgasms I really wonder.... It's kind of obvious if the female hasn't gotten an ****** before :/ no mater how much moaning and groaning she does you can always feel it inside ! I feel for OP though... Pain medication can be a total bitch sometimes.
noobienick 19
Who else thought it said ****?
adilblast 6
only people who wanted to see that instead of corn
swiftslayer 12
life is full of suprises enjoy this