Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML
Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML
Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML
Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
How would walmart replace the battery?
Mirorbo 27
I swear they do this on purpose because they think it's funny.
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Comments (108)
chobitschibi1369 0
And life said, "HA!" This is something I could visualize happening to my brother-in-law. Only instead of posting it, he would of saw the humor in how it all worked out.
chobitschibi1369 0
Oh and if an Ipod battery has been damaged, let us say by water, then it will have to be replaced. People who do not take care of them do that often.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Okay this is the one thing that bugs me when people make this typo. It's PROBABLY. NOT PROBLY.
misslittlelady 0
WOW! Its dumb how so many people yell at OP because they think that she cant just plug it in and recharge it. If any of you knew ANYTHING you would know that everytime you recharge it it doesn't charge fully. Its like a swing. You push it and it goes back and forth back and forth until eventually it stops. Once it stops the battery is completely drained and you have to get a knew one which is obviously a special kind of battery. So next time you get after people for dumb things, maybe you should get your facts straight first. By the way sorry OP. I hope you get it fixed
lilkilla13 0
shut up op deserved it
xpainx 1
#93, shut the **** up, you lesbian communist black dwarf Jew! You ******* New Jersey Ginger crackwhore! She did NOT deserve it! Who the **** do you THINK YOU ARE BY SAYING SHE DESERVED IT WHEN IT WAS APPLES FAULT, YOU ******* LYING JEW!!
anorexicbarbie 8
30 Die.
EvilDave 13
YDI for shopping at WalMart. They hire people who can barely run a register and you think they will be able to replace the battery in your iPod?
spatz447 3
OMG you're life is ******?
tyler11 0
walmart sucks
Alpha35 4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
PhillyFox 0
Sounds like life to me.