Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML
Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML
Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML
Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
How would walmart replace the battery?
Mirorbo 27
I swear they do this on purpose because they think it's funny.
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Comments (108)
dieburnbot 0
Take it to the apple store after you make an appointment for the genius bar on the website.
lisaaaar 0
Walmart can't replace the battery but if it's within the 30 day return policy it can be exchanged. :x
salicia 0
:( I feel your pain...I'm in the exact same position. between this store called The Telephone Booth, Rogers and Apple. No one wants to honor the $89.99 plus tax warranty that I purchased.
justme88 0
yep, sounds about right. they have to follow a script, that's why. it's dumb. but then again, when you call them, and just mess with them, like asking them what they just asked you, or syaing random stuff, it's funny as hell. XD
quite_bored 9
They told you* past tense, idiot.
sweetcheeksjvl 0
42 Its called a typo dumbass
sweetcheeksjvl 0
I wasn't talking about his/her grammar. I was talking about the way he spoke he "probably" had a very strong accent or barely spoke English.SHEESH you guys are such grammar Nazis.
JERZBornNRaised 7
ohhhhh nooo your life is so ruined :0 what ever will you do? maybe drive back to walmart? your def ****** idk how youll manage to pull this one off
fmlisforlols 0
You're still ******* retarded.
MissErikaHart 0
I am not a grammar nazi