Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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stormstarcj 12
Dumbass
amc597 28
You deserve it, ass.
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Comments (389)
psiloveyou15 12
Good, then the public saw what an asshole you are. I give the biggest congratulatory cyber high five to your girlfriend.
The_9th_Doctor 18
you deserved it for being a cheater.
Kateyez_26 13
I have nothing more to say except YDI
seztacular 6
You deserved it! At least have the decency to end it with her before hooking up with another girl.
2ru 14
I would guess that was not the first time she roughed him up. I hope you learned some lessons. No cheating & avoid abusive relationships
rsue 14
For real? You cheated on her then told her in public to try and avoid the fallout you deserved? You're lucky I can only hit YDI once. Shit, you're lucky I can't kick you in the nards over the Internet.
guttedbrit 26
Women aren't robots or animals that are trained. It doesn't matter where you take us; if you cheat on us, a scene will somehow erupt. YDI
HeartOfLead 24
If your plan involved cheating on her... I think I see where you went wrong.
hannahsnyder69 16
Props to the badass chick who kicked your ass
Enslaved 36
I agree that the OP is a piece of shit for cheating but to get physically abused? Nah, not for a guy to put his hands on a female nor the other way around. What a strange violent world we live in where people think it's justifiable.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I thought I was the only one... Being rushed to the hospital with a goddamn concussion really seems a bit extreme.
monnanon 13
actually no it doesnt. it was probably one punch to the nose ans he fell over in shock and hit his head. the girlfriend lashed out in the moment as she was well within her rights to do. any woman who cheats takes the risk of being hit too.
Wizzlbang 10
Oh, ok, you were there?
monnanon 13
do you not understand the word "probably". to have just the two injuries means it is more likely to be one hit and a fall not a beating. since op is clearly looking for unwarranted sympathy he would not have left out any of his injuries therefore it is safe to assume there is only two. you are unlikely to get a concusion from a nose break because if someone cracked your nose up towards your skull you are probably going to die.